Big Brother USA 11 (Spoilers)

[Hennessy Badger]

I now hate Gnat more than anyone else ever in this game.

Apparently you're not alone. Ken Tucker, from EW.com asked in his TV blog, "Why is Natalie one of the most hated contestants in 'Brother' history?"

http://watching-tv.ew.com/2009/09/04/big-brother-11-natalie-hated/

I think EW's Dalton Ross said it best when he described her voice as, "...endlessly irritating...a kind of monotone-whine of self-righteousness..."

This week is going to be hard to watch. But I suppose if Nat had to be HOH, this week is probably the best for it to happen because other than being immune from eviction ~ she has ZERO power this week.

Even with two nominee's named, it makes no difference. This is the week where the POV rules. Everyone competes for it, and the winner (so long as it isn't the HOH) saves them self from the block and casts the sole vote to evict.

Best case scenario: Michele wins POV - takes herself off the block - Kevin goes up by default - gets evicted by sole vote from Michele. (Or replace Michele with Jordan and the outcome is essentially the same).

If Kevin or Natalie wins POV, I'm going to be f**king depressed.

 

[Trekker4747]

I think saying she's the ugliest contestant on Big Brother is apt, I'd go as far as to lump Survivor into that too.

She has no "entertainment value" of a likable villian like Will or Evil Dick she's just a disgusting, ugly and annoying person.

Her "WOT!! I did it while keeping my word!!!" at the end is just a bit... "What?!" She didn't keep her word at all!

"This is for you, Chima!"

God! I think she actualy DOES believe Chima's mike "fell" into the pool because she has obviously forgotten that Chima did herself in.

There's not a single redeemable thing about Gnatalie at al other than, yeah, she's sort-of comely.

But her soul is just dark and twisted and nasty. She's got way too much 'tude than she needs. When she was all proud and such over Jeff's impending ousting.

When did Kevin turn into such a bitch with his voting out of Jeff and his Diary Room interviews on Jeff? Wow!

Ugh.

Watched the video at the end of that EW link that's an interview with Jeff post-leaving. Jeff's comments on Jessie are awesome.

 

[Hennessy Badger]

From what I've read, Pandora's Box got opened again, this time by Natalie. From the way she tells it (and keep in mind this is Nat we're talking about, so she could be lying) she was able to see her boyfriend for a short time in the HOH room. He proposed to her, and she said yes.

But in exchange for this reunion she had to give up the ability to play for the POV. I don't know if she's telling the truth about the POV part....but why would she lie about that? Then again, why would she choose to piss off jury members by lying about her age.

If she's out of the POV, then it's: Kevin v. Michele & Jordan.

Oh and apparently Nat's boyfriend told her she has a lot of haters on the message boards! Might as well let her know now. I just heard her say, "It's because I was friends with Jessie, and America hates Jessie." No dear, its cause you're a bitch.

 

[Hennessy Badger]

So the POV competition took place today and....

ing Kevin won POV. Which means he gets to cast the sole vote to evict. And he's leaning toward Michele.

That means final three is: Kevin, Natalie, and Jordan.

Sigh. Oh well.

 

[Danny99]

Jeff's paranoia brought them to this point.

Thanks to him, we'll have a Kevin-Natalie final.

 

[Hennessy Badger]

^ I think you're 100% correct on that one. It sucks, but in the end Jeff changed the game for the worse.

I guess the lesser of the two evils is Kevin. But only barely. So I guess I "hope" he wins over Natalie.

Poor Jordan. She is this seasons Jerry. Doesn't stand a chance in hell of making the final two.

 

[Danny99]

^

Never underestimate paranoia.

If either Kevin or Natalie realizes that if they make a deal with Jordan for final two and throw her the HOH, they would have another vote in an already stacked jury house.

Jordan would be a better Final Two choice because the only votes she'll get are Jeff and Michele.

 

[Trekker4747]

Does it bug anyone else when during the episode's "previouslies" they show everything that happened in the previous episode (for example, tonight the previouslies showed us Jeff leaving and Gnat winning HOH) and then during the episode itself they show that stuff again! (this time in black and white! Because the past didn't have color!)

 

[Danny99]

Gotta love how Chima isn't in America's choice. I guess the computer they're using to tally the votes doesn't work in negative numbers.

Natalie is an idiot. Let's pretend something so outrageously bad happened that completely screws you, but is completely implausible. If someone calls her out for using it, she can simply remind them Kevin used it when he thought he was getting 10,000 dollars. DUMB ASS!

 

[Trekker4747]

Gotta love how Chima isn't in America's choice. I guess the computer they're using to tally the votes doesn't work in negative numbers.

Well, I she did walk-out on the show. Oh, and Jeff will when America's choice -handidly.

Natalie is an idiot. Let's pretend something so outrageously bad happened that completely screws you, but is completely implausible. If someone calls her out for using it, she can simply remind them Kevin used it when he thought he was getting 10,000 dollars. DUMB ASS!

Gnatilie is a HUGE idiot. Her BF could do a lot better than her. He story/excuse was just wild and nutty. People came in and tied her up and blindolfed her?! Who taught her to lie? George Costanza?

Sheesh.

I love how "oddly" the show is edited together. When Gnat shows off her HOH room she's wearing the same outfit she did Thursday -so it seems she showed it off some time after Thursday's episode) When Gnat goes into the Pandora's Box Room (and this is a twist they shoul've pulled on more, if not all, HOHs instead of the last two) she's wearing a bikini (Which, ok, she wears pretty well) the same one she wears during the Luxury Competition, we also see her trying on her "costume" she plans on wearing for the nom ceremony () while talking to Kevin about what happened during the Pandora's Box fiasco.

GOd she's an idiot. Oh, and she LIED during this episode, too.

I do believe in her strategy re:nominating Kevin but no one would be stupid enough to fall for it that she's against Kevin/not working with him. Hell, she picked him for a partener during the luxury competition!

She. Is. An. IDIOT!

She's kinda hot, but an IDIOT!

"Aww, a twist-tie! This is my wedding ring! Didn't you guys wonder where I got it from?!"

"Umm, that you got it out of drawer? There's like a million of them in there."

Any of them can win this game and I wouldn't mind. Kevin I fluctuate on between finding him "too extreme a stereotype", "too sassy", and finding him just hilarious but I don't think I'd mind if he won.

But I much rather Michelle or even Jordan win.

If Gnat wins? UGH!! Again, she has done NOTHING in this game.

Oh, and why did they blur out the bits of a eunich mannequin?

 

[Spot's Meow]

Gotta love how Chima isn't in America's choice. I guess the computer they're using to tally the votes doesn't work in negative numbers.

Oh that was awesome. I sincerely hope she's not going to be at the finale.

I love how "oddly" the show is edited together. When Gnat shows off her HOH room she's wearing the same outfit she did Thursday -so it seems she showed it off some time after Thursday's episode) When Gnat goes into the Pandora's Box Room (and this is a twist they shoul've pulled on more, if not all, HOHs instead of the last two) she's wearing a bikini (Which, ok, she wears pretty well) the same one she wears during the Luxury Competition, we also see her trying on her "costume" she plans on wearing for the nom ceremony () while talking to Kevin about what happened during the Pandora's Box fiasco.

Yeah, the editing is kinda funky like that. Here's the actual order of events in case anyone's interested:

Thursday night after eviction: Luxury competition for clothes
Thursday night after luxury: Natalie sees HOH room
Friday morning/afternoon: Pandora's Box
Friday night: Nominations
Saturday afternoon: POV competition
Saturday night: A fashion show with new clothes that I'm sure we'll see on Tuesday

That's it so far.

Any of them can win this game and I wouldn't mind. Kevin I fluctuate on between finding him "too extreme a stereotype", "too sassy", and finding him just hilarious but I don't think I'd mind if he won.

But I much rather Michelle or even Jordan win.

If Gnat wins? UGH!! Again, she has done NOTHING in this game.

Oh, and why did they blur out the bits of a eunich mannequin?

Agreed, I'd be happy with the rest of them winning, though chances don't look too good for Michele right now. However, I think that if she really campaigned hard to Kevin she might have a chance...Kevin seems like the type to listen to logic and he also likes attention. He said one of the biggest reasons he voted Jeff out was that Jeff wouldn't pay him any attention that last week, didn't even talk to him. So if Michele paid Kevin some attention and gave him some good reasons to take her to the final 3, she could have a shot. And he really SHOULD take her, because he is more likely to win against her than Natalie. Kevin might win against Jordan, but Michele has more of a chance of winning the final HOH competition, which means Kevin has 2 chances (himself or Michele winning) to go to the final 2 with someone he could definitely win against. If Jordan were in the final 3, she wouldn't be likely to win the last HOH, so it would be all on Kevin to make sure he wins and takes Jordan. Also, if Jordan somehow did win, I think she might just take Natalie.

 

[Trekker4747]

Oh, I also saw some of AD for Saturday night. The HGs did a "fashion show" which I took that they were put up to by BB, they should've done stuff like this during AD more -it might have prevented much of boredom and fights- it reminded me of the Talkshow the HGs did during AD a couple of seasons ago.

Also, during AD Gnat and Kevin are playing pool in the backyard and at some point Kevin needs to use the bridge (the cheater's device used in pool to support the cue across the table for a shot that's out of normal reach) and Gnat has to go get it from the HOH room. While watching that I was wondering why the bridge was in the HOH room. Then in the aired-episode came to find out Gnat had used it as her scepter during the nom-ceremony!

Oh, and AD, thanks for providing me noise of the saliva and chewed up Twizzlers in Gnat's mouth.

 

[Jim Steele]

Jeez, I'm glad to see it's not just British people who obsess over this turgid nonsense.

 

[Spot's Meow]

Jeez, I'm glad to see it's not just British people who obsess over this turgid nonsense.

The British and American versions are actually very different shows, related merely by name and a vague idea of strangers living together in a house. I would put the American version miles above the trashy British one.

 

[Jim Steele]

I would put the American version miles above the trashy British one.

I'm shocked. Shocked and stunned.

 

[Danny99]

The problem with the American version is that there is no one that lasts long that's entertaining.

 

[stoneroses]

Have you not canceled it yet it's so out of date and irrelevant now.
Get rid of it.

 

[Spot's Meow]

Have you not canceled it yet it's so out of date and irrelevant now.
Get rid of it.

Actually this season has the highest ratings ever.

 

[Hennessy Badger]

^ And rightfully so. Its been pretty damn entertaining this season.

As for the live endurance competition tonight, I'm going to be on the road, so I'll miss this one. But considering its likely to be: Kevin/Natalie v. Jordan ~ it isn't going to matter all that much.

 

[Trekker4747]

My hotness is gone.