best headline ever?

[ShamelessMcBundy]

So I'm guessing you didn't understand the pun?

Seven inches? Rimjob?

Double-entendre, maybe. Pun, no.

And some folks definitely have dirty minds.

I'll double your entendre!

Promise?

 

[scotpens]

Take a look at the NY Post or similar sensationalist paper, that one wouldn't make the 25th page.

For my money, still one of the best headlines in the history of tabloid journalism:

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I don't know if i should be saddened or turned on.

 

[Holdfast]

This thread makes me want to be a headline-writer.

 

[mimic]

State College's local paper had this memorable headline earlier this year - Butts waives hearing in Boob murder case

 

[Tora Ziyal]

State College's local paper had this memorable headline earlier this year - Butts waives hearing in Boob murder case

Oh. My. God. I love it.

 

[SmoothieX]

Take a look at the NY Post or similar sensationalist paper, that one wouldn't make the 25th page.

For my money, still one of the best headlines in the history of tabloid journalism:

Got pics...of either actually?

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Sports headlines are always good for a laugh:

And this one just because it's so bizarre: