Best. Fail. Ever.

[Danoz]

 

[Gertch]

Well yeah, now we know what part of him is white.


Hey, wait -

 

[auntiehill]

 

[Roger Wilco]

 

[sidious618]

I've always said that Republicans were closet cases and this only proves it!

 

[T'Baio]

Well yeah, now we know what part of him is white.

I imagine, for Republicans, it would be because they're intimidated by its size.

 

[Roger Wilco]

Btw. the rest of the article is full of innuendo too.

Republicans are not sparing the rod when it comes to beating up on President Obama's economic stimulus package, but it's clear the are unable to raise their membership to withstand the newly found vigor of his congressional muscle.

President Obama's massive $819 billion spending-and-tax-cut package was rammed through [...]
economiv pickle grew predicably partisan
According to the Times account, Rep. Virginia Foxx, Republican of NOrth Carolina raised the familiar argument that the 2001 GOP tax cuts had stimulated job growth. The firmness of the U.S. economy had only flagged, Rep. Foxx complained, once Democrats had fastened their grip on Congress in 2006.
These comments obviously pricked the ears of Democratic members like Rep. Serny Hoyer of [...]

 

[JonathonWally]

Btw. the rest of the article is full of innuendo too.

Republicans are not sparing the rod when it comes to beating up on President Obama's economic stimulus package, but it's clear the are unable to raise their membership to withstand the newly found vigor of his congressional muscle.

President Obama's massive $819 billion spending-and-tax-cut package was rammed through [...]
economiv pickle grew predicably partisan
According to the Times account, Rep. Virginia Foxx, Republican of NOrth Carolina raised the familiar argument that the 2001 GOP tax cuts had stimulated job growth. The firmness of the U.S. economy had only flagged, Rep. Foxx complained, once Democrats had fastened their grip on Congress in 2006.
These comments obviously pricked the ears of Democratic members like Rep. Serny Hoyer of [...]

The entire article is hilarious.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

"Oh my!"

 

[Crusher Disciple]

"Oh my!"

It's enough to turn me into a gay man.

 

[Roger Wilco]

The entire article is hilarious.

Yes, it is. link found by google. Seriously, it almost sounds like an Onion-article - "sausage", "flaccid", "handout", "shafted" "this package is probably the best tool available to stimulate America’s soft economy", "certainly beats any package Bush ever raised".

 

[CorporalClegg]

"Oh my!"

It's enough to turn me into a gay man.

And the whole world would weep.

 

[Nobody]

Well, as an alum of another Directional Michigan school, we always considered Eastern the special kids. If it were any other school, I'd say no way that was unintentional. But with Eastern, I'm not so sure.



-nobody

 

[Thor Damar]

Oh boy, I gotta admit that I actually DID Laugh out Loud at this.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

The article reads like a George Carlin bit from the 70s.

 

[Emher]

Oh boy, I gotta admit that I actually DID Laugh out Loud at this.

As did I

 

[Mallory]

Some headline writer is probably looking for a new job.

 

[Mr. B]

I guess working at a small paper has its perks. That was hilarious.

 

[chardman]

Some headline writer is probably looking for a new job.

Or basking in the glory that is "Employee of the Month".

 

[Thespeckledkiwi]

Some headline writer is probably looking for a new job.

And Editor...

"Hey we're out of a job! Let's screw with the headlines as much as possible before we fold!"