~Bangs head against door~

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by The Castellan, Dec 7, 2011.

  1. Paradon

    Paradon Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Common, dude! :) They're not that bad. Aren't they people like you and I? The last I check, they are...

    3 things you don't want to mention in front of a girl are:
    1. Your mom
    2. You're taking her to your monther house the first few weeks you two are dating.
    3. Saying sorry too many times.
    :lol:

    Just tell yourself you're awesome and act like it's natural. Don't second guess yourself. You need to learn to speak up for yourself. Be a man! Follow God. Come back a man! [laugh]

    You know a lot of girls like guys who smell like pine. I guess that kindda remind them off lumberjack or something.
     
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  2. The Castellan

    The Castellan Commodore Commodore

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    Sideways and bizarre? Thanks, pal. :D

    Well, I would not call it homosexual per say, since gender and sex are two different things. Like look at Rosie O'Donnel, she might have a vagina, but she's a man in my book, a vagina is not necessarily a woman make. I know a non-op transsexual adult film star, I talk to her on the phone often, and she's more feminine than any genetically born female I met. I'd go after her myself, if it were not for the distance involved, us being on opposite ends of the country.

    Anyhow, that's my sexuality, I don't like vagina, but like the female form, I like the penis, but not the male body. That is it is, I can not help it. Is god/nature playing some joke on me? Who knows, but I been like this since as way back as I can remember. Hell, first girl I ever been had something more than a mere, platonic friendship was, in fact, an inter-sexed girl, and a rather fine one at that. :cool:
     
  3. The Castellan

    The Castellan Commodore Commodore

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    Thanks, I always said the best lovers are those who were friends for a long time. You know what he/she knows, he/she knows what you know, there's more trust, and so on. I could never understand why a lot of folks prefer people who are practically strangers that they met in some bar or club. And sometimes an attraction could take time to happen, not instantaneously.

    Don't want a man. Only way that can happen if the person's one of those really, really, really, really feminine/pretty ones who pretty much look like a girl, sounds like one, thinks like one, and so on, like this ----> http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk230/AkatsukixShinigami/Jrock/miku.jpg and those are ULTRA rare here in corn field country, where everyone is more like the cast of King of the Hill.

    So, welcome to the hell that is my life. :p :cool:
     
  4. lvsxy808

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    That's why you need to move. I met plenty of people like that in New York.

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  5. Trekker4747

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    Or move to West Hollywood.
     
  6. The Castellan

    The Castellan Commodore Commodore

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    As I stated in a previous post, when I can afford to move, I plan to. Until I can, it's not happening.
     
  7. Emher

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    Not the worst idea ever. Not the best either, but more on the good side.
    ^To the Batmobile?
    Yeah, going by that logic, I'd be a lot more popular with the ladies then I am seeing how much I like cars.
    While I certainly see your argument and can agree with it, I've tried this a lot more then I care to admit and it just...makes you tired in the long run. Trying to make it clear to the girl that you've developed feelings for them, only to have her go meet some random guy and fall head over heels.

    I'm not trying to sound bitter, I'm really not. I like to believe that there's a way for everyone to be happy. I'm just a bit tired right now.
     
  8. lvsxy808

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    Yes, I got that, thanks. My point is, you have a definite goal to work towards. Things are never going to change if you sit and wallow. You need to make them happen for yourself. Save money, apply for new jobs, work towards a promotion or a transfer, whatever you need to do to get yourself into a position where you can be happy.

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