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KASIDY: I guess this sounds pretty silly to you.

 

SISKO: A little.

 

KASIDY: You have to understand, Vic isn't just another holosuite program. He's more like a friend.

 

SISKO: Kasidy, can we talk about something else?

 

KASIDY: Sure. How come you've never been to Vic's?

 

SISKO: Does it matter? You like going there and I don't. Let's leave it at that.

 

KASIDY: I was only asking.

 

SISKO: And I gave you my answer.

 

KASIDY: There are times when I just can't figure you out.

 

SISKO: Well, maybe that's part of the attraction.

 

KASIDY: Believe that if you want to.

 

[Holosuite- outside Vic's hotel suite]

VIC: Who is it?

 

O'BRIEN: It's Miles and Julian.

 

VIC [OC]: Just a minute.
(The door rattles and then is unlocked, and a very beaten up Vic appears.)
VIC: You wouldn't happen to have an ice pack on you, would you?

[Holosuite- Vic's hotel suite]

(It's a wreck. Bashir is checking Vic for broken ribs.)
VIC: Hey, pallie, whose side are you on?

 

BASHIR: I'm sorry, but you have three bruised ribs here and your left wrist is sprained. The good news is your skull is still in one piece.
(O'Brien brings a damp towel.)
BASHIR: Thanks.

 

VIC: I feel better already. A jack in the box. I can't believe Felix would do that to me.

 

BASHIR: Oh, don't take it personally. He was just trying to do me a favour by not letting things get too boring.

 

VIC: I thought that was my job.

 

BASHIR: Oh, and you're great at it. You know we love ya.

 

O'BRIEN: So, you going to tell us what happened?