If only they didn't Braga about it all the time...I'd say the writers on Enterprise used to think the same about scripts.
Bad Trek Jokes, Part II
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Me three! So did John Connor - popular name for German Shepherds apparently.
Thread content violation: That Is Not A Star Trek Joke.
It means things could get Ruff
Ryker ended up getting stoned by data on the bride. When picard said fire at will!
Data was then forbidon by picard
To have a phaser on the brige.
(This was a cartoon in starlog magazine.)
Data was then forbidon by picard
To have a phaser on the brige.
(This was a cartoon in starlog magazine.)
Trump: "We've got Operation: Warp Speed people. That comes from Star Wars! Most people don't know that. Warp Speed, Mr. Solo!"
Cartoon in Starlog:
After spending time with his people, Worf comes to the inescapable conclusion:
(Klingons are bungee jumping without cords, fistfighting, etc.)
"These guys are nuts!"
After spending time with his people, Worf comes to the inescapable conclusion:
(Klingons are bungee jumping without cords, fistfighting, etc.)
"These guys are nuts!"
Alternate ending to "Tapestry" (TNG). Q turns Picard into a Wal-Mart worker.
Picard: "They invade our cities and we fall back. They put other retailers out of business and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far and no further! And *I* will make them pay a full refund for what they've done!"
Seven of Nine (over the intercorm): "Locutus, report to Isle 9. Glass containment jar breach. Locutus to Isle 9."
Picard: "Enough of this Q! If I couldn't live out my days as that person, I sure as Hell couldn't live out my days as THIS ONE!"
Picard: "They invade our cities and we fall back. They put other retailers out of business and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far and no further! And *I* will make them pay a full refund for what they've done!"
Seven of Nine (over the intercorm): "Locutus, report to Isle 9. Glass containment jar breach. Locutus to Isle 9."
Picard: "Enough of this Q! If I couldn't live out my days as that person, I sure as Hell couldn't live out my days as THIS ONE!"
^This joke would have probably worked better ten to fifteen years ago, before Amazon took over everything.
Interesting you say that, because I recycled a joke I came up with on November 21st, 2011. Not quite 10 years ago, but close enough.
What do you call Tribbles on a diet?
Trills.
Trills.
What did Lieutenant Maxwell Burke say to the nucleogenic lifeform?
I'm going to hold you for Ransom.
I'm going to hold you for Ransom.
What do you call Tribbles on the Keto Diet?
Trills.
Trills.
Which TNG aliens are information brokers when it comes to drug testing?
The Urine-ians.
The Urine-ians.
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