Bad Starship Names

[FredH]

USS Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff

Might not be bad, but I could see that slowing up first contacts a bit.

And yes, it’s a real surname.

 

[Nerys Myk]

USS Cleveland Browns.

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Klink
U.S.S. HOGAN!!

 

[Vanyel]

USS GILLIGAN

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Prostate Exam

 

[Vanyel]

USS SHE WENT CALLING WILDFIRE

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Born in the USA

U.S.S. Jenny registration number 867-5309

 

[Vanyel]

USS 99 Luftballons

 

[FormerLurker]

USS Now Don't Start That Again

 

[Vanyel]

USS LARRY, CURLY, AND MOE

 

[MarcKyle1964]

USS Joe Besser
USS Curly Joe DeRita

 

[Random_Spock]

USS Epilepsy
USS Off Balance
USS On Tilt
USS Black Hole
USS Hey Vern!
USS Look over there!
USS Bad Trip
USS Blue Screen

 

[DarrenTR1970]

USS Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
Motto - We Come In Peace. Shoot To Kill.

 

[korblborp]

USS All My Circuits (Are Burnt Out)

 

[B.J.]

USS LARRY, CURLY, AND MOE

USS Larry
USS Darryl
USS Darryl

 

[MarcKyle1964]

USS If You Don't Calm Down, I'm Turning This Starship Around

 

[DaddlerTheDalek]

USS Atari 2600

 

[Artoo Atari]

USS Atari 2600

Hey! I happen to like that one!

 

[XCV330]

USS Atari 2600

Spoiler

and as of SNW, the Atari 2600 is now canon

 

[Artoo Atari]

USS Atari 2600

If seen onscreen, all of the special effects would need to be rendered in 8-bit.