Bad Starship Names

[Vanyel]

USS YOU HAVE TO BE AT LEAST 18 TO ENTER THIS SHIP

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

USS YOU HAVE TO BE AT LEAST 18 TO ENTER THIS SHIP

That'd be the USS Porky's It's a pleasure ship after all

 

[Vanyel]

USS I'M NOT GOING TO BE IGNORED, ROMULANS

USS BONJOUR YOU CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELLS OF ELDERBERRIES

P.S. Do not ask about the Holy Grail, we have already got one.

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

USS IRS
No quicker way to guarantee friendly fire takes 'em out.

 

[CoveTom]

USS David Hasselhoff

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

USS Marcia Brady

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

USS Marcia Brady

Would something have broken her bow?

USS Mayhem

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

Would something have broken her bow?

USS Mayhem

I don't get the reference

 

[FormerLurker]

U.S.S. YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELLS OF ELDERBERRIES

I can't help thinking that translated into Klingon, this is one of the worst insults you can throw.

 

[Nerys Myk]

I don't get the reference

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Ah OK now I get the reference... Poor Marcia

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

Ah OK now I get the reference... Poor Marcia

Sorry if I was obtuse. Ships don't have noses..... do they?

 

[Nerys Myk]

Sorry if I was obtuse. Ships don't have noses..... do they?

Airplanes do.

 

[Vanyel]

USS MI---SQUIRREL

 

[Takeru]

USS Let's come up with a good one but don't forget to put it in the form and delete this

 

[flandry84]

USS Qatar force one.

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

USS Fox Force Five

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

USS Plane not bugged

 

[Vanyel]

USS CONSTITUTION SMONSTITUTION