Bad Starship Names

[Vanyel]

USS YOU HAVE TO BE AT LEAST 18 TO ENTER THIS SHIP

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

USS YOU HAVE TO BE AT LEAST 18 TO ENTER THIS SHIP

That'd be the USS Porky's It's a pleasure ship after all

 

[Vanyel]

USS I'M NOT GOING TO BE IGNORED, ROMULANS

USS BONJOUR YOU CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Your Mother was a Hamster and your father smells of Elderberries

P.S. Do not ask about the Holy Grail, we have already got one.