Bad Starship Names

[hbquikcomjamesl]

Someone actually did schematics for just such a vessel many years ago:
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ROFLMFAO!!

 

[FredH]

Ah, well. For weeks, that graphic was guaranteed to bust me up every time: the saucer/hull surrounded by a gigantic squiggle of contorted pylons to get all the nacelles to fit on the same same. Hee.

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

USS Embryo

 

[at Quark's]

USS Yay for the Dominion!
USS Founder Fathers

 

[Vanyel]

USS Meh...

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

USS Meh...

Admiral: "Captain, why doesn't your ship ever leave spacedock?"
Captain: "Oh, I dunno. Just never seemed the thing to do. Whatever."

 

[fireproof78]

USS GRIF.

 

[Hawku]

U.S.S. Lens Flare

 

[FormerLurker]

USS Down Periscope, Commanded by Captain Tom Dodge

 

[scotpens]

USS GRIF.

Obviously a Samuel Fuller fan.

 

[Farscape One]

U.S.S. HUMAN CENTIPEDE

They found a new way to take care of waste extraction...

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

U.S.S. HUMAN CENTIPEDE

They found a new way to take care of waste extraction...

Chekov in the middle again.

 

[DarrenTR1970]

USS Lethal Weapon - Motto "I'm too old for this sh*t".

USS Terminator - Motto "I'll Be Back".

 

[DarrenTR1970]

USS Motel 6 - Moto "We'll Leave The Light On For You".

 

[Vanyel]

USS Indecisive

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

USS Yo Momma

 

[Nerys Myk]

USS Indecisive

Let me get back to you on that.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

USS Shouldawouldacoulda

 

[SJGardner]

USS Shouldawouldacoulda

USS Should Of

 

[137th Gebirg]

^^^ That shit drives me nuts!

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