Bad Starship Names

[Orphalesion]

Already up to Expendable-E.

Only? Seems like by now they would have already had to employ alternate alphabets to designate them.
Or maybe it's a whole class of ships. The "Expendable Class"

 

[TrekTrucker]

95% of the player ships on Star Trek Online.

 

[hbquikcomjamesl]

They'd probably feel less doomed if it were named something like USS Fodder.

What about the USS Mudder?

 

[Oddish]

USS Peanut Hamper. Someone should name a ship after that plucky little exocomp ensign who refused to let her shipmates pressure her into an action she did not feel comfortable doing, and was tragically MIA following a transporter accident.

 

[FormerLurker]

What about the USS Mudder?

Only after it rains.

 

[Forbin]

"Your starship name is the color of your underwear plus the least thing you ate."

 

[1001001]

"Your starship name is the color of your underwear plus the least thing you ate."

So…USS Brown Taco Bell?

 

[Tango]

USS Blue Sandwich

 

[MarkusTay]

USS Black Chili-Burger? I can live with that.

How about the USS Calvin Klein, a ship where they care more about how their uniforms look, than exploring anything.
Then there's the USS Flatulance, manned by the methane-breathers of Cowpatty VII, and built on Uranus.

 

[TrekTrucker]

How about the USS Calvin Klein, a ship where they care more about how their uniforms look, than exploring anything.

Considering how often Starfleet changes uniforms, they’d never leave space dock..

 

[Oddish]

Your starship name is the color of your underwear plus the least thing you ate."

The USS Charcoal Gray Gummi Worms.

 

[Orphalesion]

USS Purple Pizza Bagel

 

[SJGardner]

USS Red Candy Bar

... not as bad as it could've been, I admit

 

[Orphalesion]

That actually gave me an idea...

The USS Candy Man

And it plays the song over communications whenever it hails another ship

 

[CuriousCaitian]

That actually gave me an idea...

The USS Candy Man

And it plays the song over communications whenever it hails another ship

Being a horror fan, Candyman gives me a totally different vibe. Say its name five times in a mirror...

 

[Orphalesion]

Being a horror fan, Candyman gives me a totally different vibe. Say its name five times in a mirror...

I'm not a horror fan but...

The USS Jeepers Creepers

And it plays the song over communications whenever it hails another ship

 

[FormerLurker]

USS Purple Pizza Bagel

Someone somewhere is flying the USS Paisley Limburger Cheese.

 

[dupersuper]

"Your starship name is the color of your underwear plus the least thing you ate."

USS Black Pizza

 

[Kai-Winn Scenario]

USS Unidentified Vessel

Captain, sen-sors are detecting the Unidentified Vessel.

vs.

Captain, sen-sors are detecting an unidentified vessel.

 

[JonnyQuest037]

They'd probably feel less doomed if it were named something like USS Fodder.

Years ago, when some friends of mine and I were doing a Star Trek role playing game, we named our redshirt non player character Ensign Fodder.