Bad Starship Names

Only? Seems like by now they would have already had to employ alternate alphabets to designate them.
Or maybe it's a whole class of ships. The "Expendable Class"

 

95% of the player ships on Star Trek Online.

 

What about the USS Mudder?

 

USS Peanut Hamper. Someone should name a ship after that plucky little exocomp ensign who refused to let her shipmates pressure her into an action she did not feel comfortable doing, and was tragically MIA following a transporter accident.

 

Only after it rains.

 

"Your starship name is the color of your underwear plus the least thing you ate."

 

USS Blue Sandwich

 

USS Black Chili-Burger? I can live with that.

How about the USS Calvin Klein, a ship where they care more about how their uniforms look, than exploring anything.
Then there's the USS Flatulance, manned by the methane-breathers of Cowpatty VII, and built on Uranus.

 

Considering how often Starfleet changes uniforms, they’d never leave space dock..

 

The USS Charcoal Gray Gummi Worms.

 

USS Purple Pizza Bagel

 

USS Red Candy Bar

... not as bad as it could've been, I admit

 

That actually gave me an idea...

The USS Candy Man

And it plays the song over communications whenever it hails another ship

 

Being a horror fan, Candyman gives me a totally different vibe. Say its name five times in a mirror...

 

I'm not a horror fan but...

The USS Jeepers Creepers

And it plays the song over communications whenever it hails another ship

 

Someone somewhere is flying the USS Paisley Limburger Cheese.

 

USS Black Pizza

 

USS Unidentified Vessel

Captain, sen-sors are detecting the Unidentified Vessel.

vs.

Captain, sen-sors are detecting an unidentified vessel.

 

Years ago, when some friends of mine and I were doing a Star Trek role playing game, we named our redshirt non player character Ensign Fodder.