Bad Starship Names

[CuriousCaitian]

USS Starmer.

Constantly tacking ever further right, flying in ever-decreasing circles around a neutron star, oblivious to impending annihilation.

 

[FormerLurker]

USS But Mom - !

And the captain is required to hold up his index finger for emphasis while he says it.

 

[Nerys Myk]

USS Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home

 

[Random_Spock]

USS Out of toilet paper
USS Out of Order
USS You must be this tall to ride this ride

 

[Vanyel]

USS ANAL NATHRAK, UTHVAS BETHUD, DO CHE-OL DI-ENVE.

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

A ship named for Rear Admiral Orville Horatio Samuel Hit.
The USS O.H. S.HIT

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Joe Biden

Starts going somewhere. Forgets where he is going. Wanders around and trips over the stairs.



U.S.S. Gerald Ford

Trips over everything

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

U.S.S. Joe Biden

Starts going somewhere. Forgets where he is going. Wanders around and trips over the stairs.



U.S.S. Gerald Ford

Trips over everything

Bipartisan. Flawlessly bipartisan.

USS William Henry Harrison.
Infected with space virus on first day, lasts only one month.

(The thread requires Whig representation...)

 

[The Salt Umpire]

? That was from another thread

 

[Random_Spock]

USS Steve Urkel

and its brother ship

USS Did I do that?

 

[flandry84]

USS self defense.

 

[Toril Toran]

USS Steve Urkel

and its brother ship

USS Did I do that?

U.S.S I’m Wearing you Down baby
(Steve would always say that to Laura)


U.S.S. Balki Bartokomous(?)
U.S.S. Larry Appleton

 

[Nerys Myk]

U.S.S. Balki Bartokomous(?)
U.S.S. Larry Appleton

Cousin class

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Hawkeye Pierce
U.S.S. Trapper John
U.S.S. BJ Honnicut
U.S.S. Radar O’Reilly
U.S.S. Henry Blake
U.S.S. Sherman T. Potter
U.S.S. Frank Burns

U.S.S. Hot lips Houlihan

U.S.S. Maxwell Q. Klinger

MASH Class

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

U.S.S. Maxwell Q. Klinger

That one would be a sight to see!

 

[Nerys Myk]

That one would be a sight to see!

Some wild paint jobs.

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

? That was from another thread

Goldblum's disease. (Oops.)(:

 

[DEWLine]

@Toril Toran : Only Frank Burns would be a bad name choice. Some of the rest might be in want of slight modification.

 

[Nerys Myk]

USS Ferret Face

 

[Bekk Ishy Z]

@DEWLine @Toril Toran
How about USS Colonel Samuel Flagg?