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CMA* vs PMS

The first three letters are far more damaging to one's mental condition.

(*=CMA Music Festival, formerly known as Fan Fair, the dream of everyone who loves the tourist version of Nashville and country music or the nightmare of anyone who's sick of it all)

I almost went xenophobic by the end of last night. The crowds were suffocating me and even the employee areas lacked any kind of privacy with extra staff on hand and an entire radio crew on hand for a remote broadcast from where I was.

This afternoon I got a reprieve when my hotel job let me go and hour early because all of the guests were at the festival and there weren't many check-ins as we were already full and had a lot of stayovers. It was just enough to enable me to come home for a bit instead of trying to relax in a parking garage for an hour.

Thankfully, I have one shift left to make it through and that's tonight at 5. Then, I shall return at full posting force to bug you people in a day or two.

Edit I used to get really irritated with people who said things like that. I always thought that if they felt that way they had no business working in tourism, or at least anywhere that they feel that way. However, since I've already realized that fact and given notice, I won't be too hard on myself.
 
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Cramps are teh suck. That is all. :scream:

I think I'll have a frozen lemonade loaded with vodka and limoncello. :evil: That'll do it.
 
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alrighty, i have my annual on wednesday. i'm thinking of switching to one of the extended pills.

as always, i like the instruction i'm given: don't put anything in vagina for 48 hours before the exam.
 
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daeana said:
alrighty, i have my annual on wednesday. i'm thinking of switching to one of the extended pills.

as always, i like the instruction i'm given: don't put anything in vagina for 48 hours before the exam.

Must...not...say...anything...

BTW Daeana! How have you been? I haven't talked to you in so long! You should here some sterotypes that have been thrown my way since working at Borders!
 
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I may actually recover from last week, but I'm glad that CMA Music Fest comes once a year, instead of once a month like other things!

The numbers are in and the official count was 191,000. Of course, that may count repeat visitors, so perhaps it was closer to 75-100,000 in downtown Nashville.

Good luck daeana. That is interesting phrasing.
 
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daeana said:


as always, i like the instruction i'm given: don't put anything in vagina for 48 hours before the exam.

A very ominous use of the word "anything", isn't it. :lol:
 
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part of my brain always wants to ask something along the lines of "what if i have an itch?"

another part of my brain wants to make a sign that says "my vagina is off-limits".

my brain needs to turn off. :lol:
 
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daeana said:
part of my brain always wants to ask something along the lines of "what if i have an itch?"

another part of my brain wants to make a sign that says "my vagina is off-limits".

my brain needs to turn off. :lol:

No it doesn't...I personally like the way you think. In fact, you're one of the biggest reasons I'm proud to be an Asian.
 
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daeana said:
part of my brain always wants to ask something along the lines of "what if i have an itch?"

another part of my brain wants to make a sign that says "my vagina is off-limits".

my brain needs to turn off. :lol:

Maybe one of these more traditional signs would work:

"Temporarily Closed for Maintainance"
"Keep Out of the Bushes"
"Fire Door: Alarm Will Sound"


At least I like you. Otherwise, I would have made a joke about a detour sign.
 
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Well, it hasn't been too bad this month. I didn't even need the booze. But I had some, anyway. :evil:

Now I have a bit of a migraine...but that may be weather-related. :(
 
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daeana said:
alrighty, i have my annual on wednesday. i'm thinking of switching to one of the extended pills.

as always, i like the instruction i'm given: don't put anything in vagina for 48 hours before the exam.
Can other people put things in your vagina? ;)
 
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daeana said:
another part of my brain wants to make a sign that says "my vagina is off-limits".
If you'd like, I could get my ex-wife to teach you a facial expression that says unmistakably and precisely just that. ;)
 
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Ah, my headache was due to the weather. The thunderstorm has passed, and my headache with it! :lol:
 
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AUGH!! My cycle has now condensed yet another day!! I tell you, this is not right. :mad: Once school is back in session (or I can get DH to take the day off and stay with the kiddos), the doctor and I are going to have a very long talk about this...this...this condition. :mad:

Thank goodness for Lunapads.
 
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Scatta said:
At least I like you. Otherwise, I would have made a joke about a detour sign.
don't worry, sweetie dear already said something that resembles: so if nothing is supposed to go in your vagina, we can do other stuff, right?

me: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Toresica said:
Can other people put things in your vagina? ;)
no. it's closed for repairs. :p

Jonas Grumby said:
daeana said:
another part of my brain wants to make a sign that says "my vagina is off-limits".
If you'd like, I could get my ex-wife to teach you a facial expression that says unmistakably and precisely just that. ;)
i think i already know that expression. :angel:
 
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Suddenly, I feel guilty because mine is over...
I begin a rather big stretch of nannying tomorrow, gals. My next-door neighbors just had a new baby and they need help with all three kids. I'll be driving a Hummer tomorrow for the first time to get the eldest child to preschool. I AM NOT USED TO DRIVING ANYTHING THAT BIG! :eek:
 
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even i think hummers are big. :p

well, that was fun. i always enjoy the swabbing and the spotting and slight cramping. :rolleyes:

and apparently the pharmacy doesn't carry any of the extended pills, so back to my original method.
 
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Ewww I hate pelvic exams. I don't bother getting one every year. Yeah, my bad but I aint on "hormones" and there is never anything wrong when I *do* get an exam.

I got laid this morning. Life is good. :D
 
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Didn't end up driving the Hummer...
I can fit two car seats into the back of my cute little Bug! :)
And tonight, I watch the baby. Her name is Luxy and she is so cute and tiny. But the sweet little thing has jaundice, and needs special attention.
 
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