Are you an exhibitionist?

[An Officer]

Oh yes, they will be sparkly and new for about a week... then the smog/soot will settle again.

Well, here I was thinking it might be nice to have a strong man around to fix the window with sheer brute force, rather than me scraping the paint of in a sissy way, but now you've mentioned handles yanked off and such, I'm thinking I'm better off without...

I guess I'll just have to spend a day stooped over cleaning off the paint before the cold weather sets in. What a glorious day we had today, btw, and I was stuck indoors.

 

[Garak]

So, there's scaffolding up all around the house for redecoration. I found out the other morning when I went down to the bathroom to take care of business, and saw two men working behind the glass. I could see them pretty clearly, so I guess they could see me, too. Since they were going to be there for the foreseeable future, and I had stuff to take care off, I went about my usual business.

It felt a bit odd though having two men effectively in the bathroom with me...

What would you have done?

Oh.....dear.

 

[An Officer]

^

 

[K'Ehleyr]

...Well, here I was thinking it might be nice to have a strong man around to fix the window with sheer brute force, rather than me scraping the paint of in a sissy way, but now you've mentioned handles yanked off and such, I'm thinking I'm better off without...

I guess I'll just have to spend a day stooped over cleaning off the paint before the cold weather sets in. What a glorious day we had today, btw, and I was stuck indoors.

When I rang to say that the handle had come off the window, the 'wag' on the repairs line said "I guess you never realised how strong you are" ~ "No, I guess you never realised how crap your windows are"
They sent a really "handy" man out who fitted the wrong colour handle and I pointed out that it was due to the security pin on the bottom being too high and stopping the windows closing. So he duely took photos and said he'd report it ~ yeah that was months ago... Must ring and get fixed before cold spell ~ Good luck with the scraping down there girl

Yes, it was a glorious day today. I caught a couple of hours with Jackie Collins and a glass of wine outside before the sun sank. We've pencilled in a trip to Littlehampton this Friday as the weather is s'pose to last ~ going to face our fear of heights on the rickety rollercoaster on the seafront, thinking more wine will be in order

 

[Emher]

Can't say I've ever been in this situation If I where I'd probably cover up as most as possible, but more for their sake then my own. Can't imagine other people wanting to look at my bulbous shapes.

Otherwise I do however enjoy walking around in the nude while home alone. I cover up before bro gets home so as to not embarass his teenage mind. Right now I'm covering up pretty quickly though because of the mean cold I'm having.

So would I consider myself an exhibionist? A polite one perhaps. Don't mind the non-clothed state but don't want to have to put other people trough the experience of seeing me in that state unless asked for or otherwise expected. Like in the shower room at the swim hall.

 

[Roshi]

I'm naked like 90% of the time I spend at home, so if a hairy fat ass turns you on, keep watching...

 

[SPOCKED]

I have been known to Run Around Nakey

 

[JuanBolio]

I'd have done the same, probably, depending on the nature of the business and possible other locations available, distance and bearing thereto, etc...

As for whether or not I'm an "exhibitionist"... probably at least a dozen people on this board have seen my penis. Several in this thread alone.

 

[Gryffindorian]

I think I'm starting to be one. This thread is catching.

 

[Cakes488]

I'm naked like 90% of the time I spend at home, so if a hairy fat ass turns you on, keep watching...

Would you wax it?

I'd have done the same, probably, depending on the nature of the business and possible other locations available, distance and bearing thereto, etc...

As for whether or not I'm an "exhibitionist"... probably at least a dozen people on this board have seen my penis. Several in this thread alone.

I haven't seen it...but you've advised that you're a "solid 6"...LOL so send it to me and you'll have yourself a nice bakers dozen.

I think I'm starting to be one. This thread is catching.

Yes it is catchy...sorta like pubic lice.

 

[CaptainStoner]

I am not an exhibitionist, but I play one on TV.

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

Oh yeah, I'm an exhibitionist. How can I not, with such a great body?

People who are prudes are simply ashamed of their body. And usually rightfully so.

 

[Kestra]

People who are prudes are simply ashamed of their body. And usually rightfully so.

Are you implying that anyone who is not an exhibitionist must then be a prude? And also physically unattractive? Please tell me I'm misunderstanding your meaning.

 

[Cakes488]

Oh yeah, I'm an exhibitionist. How can I not, with such a great body?

People who are prudes are simply ashamed of their body. And usually rightfully so.

I'd love to see some of this hot body. Why can't you post it in your profile? We've seen your GF...now it's your turn to share.

Now there is a difference betwixt prude and exhibitionist. Some people don't want to be watched...including me and my body ain't that bad and I'm definitely not a prude! Now I do have this one fantasy that does involve a blindfold...but I don't want to be *ahem* inappropriate so I'll just keep it to myself.

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

Are you implying that anyone who is not an exhibitionist must then be a prude? And also physically unattractive? Please tell me I'm misunderstanding your meaning.

Nah, merely that being an exhibitionist and being a prude are mutually exclusive.

I'd love to see some of this hot body. Why can't you post it in your profile? We've seen your GF...now it's your turn to share.

Now now, that's between me, my girlfriend, that hot girl from across the corner that peers into my bedroom and bathroom windows from time to time and the old woman across the street that hopes to get some visual action as well, you should know that.

Now there is a difference betwixt prude and exhibitionist. Some people don't want to be watched...including me and my body ain't that bad and I'm definitely not a prude!

Well, being watched would make most people uncomfortable. But a glimpse as I'm straddling poodle naked through my house? I don't mind. We all have a butt, anyway.

Now I do have this one fantasy that does involve a blindfold...but I don't want to be *ahem* inappropriate so I'll just keep it to myself.

Blindfolded hmm? That's fun.

 

[RAMA]

Not really an exhibitionist, but I have been know to walk naked past open windows.

 

[Cakes488]

Oh a glimpse...well that's different. I mean I walk around naked or with undergarments on in front of windows....I don't care about a little peek a boo.

Can't your hot bod be between me and your GF...wait LOL LOL that didn't sound right...not coming out the way I'm intending. But whatever...you're just a tease anyway!!! You and a few others around here that make claims about how "hot" they are and then refuse to back them up. You know who you are.

If that's the case than I have double D's...

Yes blindfolding can be fun! Yeah...this particular fantasy is on the "may do" sex list...it's not on the "need to" list.........yet

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Oh yeah, I'm an exhibitionist. How can I not, with such a great body?

People who are prudes are simply ashamed of their body. And usually rightfully so.

I need proof.

 

[Roshi]

I'm naked like 90% of the time I spend at home, so if a hairy fat ass turns you on, keep watching...

Would you wax it?

Oh but I do wax some parts of my capillary heritage (thanks dad! ). I wax my shoulder (hey, hey, hey, I'm no yeti but hairs should not be there, period), and... somewhere else.

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

^^ A bottom smooth as a baby's is infinitely preferable to a furrybutt, even if it's your own.

Can't your hot bod be between me and your GF...wait LOL LOL that didn't sound right...not coming out the way I'm intending. But whatever...you're just a tease anyway!!! You and a few others around here that make claims about how "hot" they are and then refuse to back them up. You know who you are.

Lol. Hmm it's reverse psychology, you see. The more someone brags about how hot they are, the more people think he's actually quite ugly. So when he does post pictures, people are even more amazed at how godly his appearance is. Clever, heh?

I need proof.

Even after posting full frontal nudes you'd still want more proof, so that's a never ending road I'm not going to walk down.