Apparently I needed forceps.Technically, no man is a virgin unless he is born by C section.
That is a terrible, terrible thought.
Please never speak that again.
Please.![]()
I am a virgin as well, but not "proud" of it as such. It's just the choice I've made while waiting to meet someone special.
Yes. I'm still waiting for Mr. Right to come along.
Hmm, 17 virgins. Now I wonder how much of those are above the age of 15.![]()
Another 55 and TrekBBS will become a Muslim paradise.Hmm, 17 virgins.
Now we just need three wise men and we can celebrate a TrekBBS nativity!Another 55 and TrekBBS will become a Muslim paradise.Hmm, 17 virgins.
Now we just need three wise men and we can celebrate a TrekBBS nativity!Another 55 and TrekBBS will become a Muslim paradise.Hmm, 17 virgins.
[starts looking]
Another 55 and TrekBBS will become a Muslim paradise.Hmm, 17 virgins.
Now we just need three wise men and we can celebrate a TrekBBS nativity!Another 55 and TrekBBS will become a Muslim paradise.
[starts looking]
Hmm, 17 virgins. Now I wonder how much of those are above the age of 15.![]()
No. I have a kid. Do the math.
If you don't believe me, perform oral sex on someone then ask your significant other if they feel you cheated or not.
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This is also true. But it would tast sooooo good with marinara.
Live with that mental picture.
Technically, no man is a virgin unless he is born by C section.
I sure as hell wouldn't have been ready at 15.
If you're male: putting your dick in someone's ass/vagina, or having one in your own.
If you're female: having a dick in your ass (if you want to count that) or vagina, or having whatever you would consider sex with another female.
Is that specific enough?![]()
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Thanks for the visual.
NO. MORE. OF. THIS.
What is your problem?
Grow up.
But then you've got a bunch of dudes having sex with their mothers, so I think I'll stick to the other definition.Technically, no man is a virgin unless he is born by C section.
Macbeth Act 4, Scene 1, as it should have been written...![]()
His problem is the same as mine. That description is way, way too graphic for a PG13 board. IIRC you are in Europe somewhere. However, the servers for this board are on US soil, hence subject to US laws. US law requires keeping such graphic descriptions of sex acts off of the board.
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