Are you a virgin?

[TheGodBen]

I used to be a virgin, but I decided it wasn't for me so I converted a few years back.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

What's the male/female virgin ratio here?

 

[captcalhoun]

i put my thing in her thing and she climaxed, but i didn't.

 

[CorporalClegg]

What's the male/female virgin ratio here?

Probably heavily tilted.

 

[SPOCKED]

If you're male: putting your dick in someone's ass/vagina, or having one in your own.

If you're female: having a dick in your ass (if you want to count that) or vagina, or having whatever you would consider sex with another female.

Is that specific enough?

Thanks for the visual.

NO. MORE. OF. THIS.

 

[RAMA]

The accepted version of virgin nowadays is lack of vaginal penetration (at least for hetero sex). However "sex" by definition can mean any type of sex. If you have had oral sex but not penetration, then you have had "sex". If you don't believe me, perform oral sex on someone then ask your significant other if they feel you cheated or not.

RAMA

 

[Mallory]

Not since 1973.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

No. I started late, but I got there.

 

[Goliath]

No.

 

[Holdfast]

If you don't believe me, perform oral sex on someone then ask your significant other if they feel you cheated or not.

 

[trampledamage]

Maybe "virgin" is a state of mind.

Metaphysical virginity... the reason most brides still get to wear white.

I wore dark red to my wedding

I have two kids and was never visited by any angels, so my answer's pretty obvious.

 

[Holdfast]

Maybe "virgin" is a state of mind.

Metaphysical virginity... the reason most brides still get to wear white.

I wore dark red to my wedding

You scarlet woman.

I have two kids and was never visited by any angels

Just storks, right?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I have two kids and was never visited by any angels

Just storks, right?

Another follower of the Stork Theory! [Oh no, not again - someone]

 

[RandyS]

I have achieved six.

I almost died.

 

[Amaris]

Maybe "virgin" is a state of mind.

Metaphysical virginity... the reason most brides still get to wear white.

I wore dark red to my wedding

I have two kids and was never visited by any angels, so my answer's pretty obvious.

Best answer yet.


J.

 

[Lindley]

For now. And until I find someone worth changing that for.

 

[Daneel]

Technically, no, I lost my virginity, but it was a while ago and I'm starting to think it's growing back.

Dammit, you stole my answer!

 

[Kestra]

Maybe "virgin" is a state of mind.

Metaphysical virginity... the reason most brides still get to wear white.

I wore dark red to my wedding

I have two kids and was never visited by any angels, so my answer's pretty obvious.

Indian brides often wear red. I know I did.

 

[Chekov's Phaser]

Technically, no, I lost my virginity, but it was a while ago and I'm starting to think it's growing back.

Dammit, you stole my answer!

My friend has this theory that you take the amount of women or men you've had and multiple that by 2. The answer is the number of years you have until you re-virginize. Unfortunately for my friend, he re-virginized himself a few years ago.

 

[Daneel]

^^^^
Interesting theory. I guess I'm still safe then.