Are There Any Lawyers Here?

[DangerMouse]

I need some questions answered for a new novel I'm writing... there's a few things I can't find an answer to on the internet.

If there's any lawyers (UK law) who could answer some easy points of law questions, I'd be greatful

Make yourselves known and I'll start asking...

 

[What's his face]

See, the awesome thing about internet anonymity is that I could so pretend to be a British lawyer and charge you a hundred pounds in fees for a phone call.

Damn. Maybe I shouldn't have said that.