Anyone else GAGGING over the AICN-based article? (spoilers)

[Plum]

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^^^
Oh man, Im so sorry, totally forgot... I kidnapped your hampster. Named him Dicaprio. But on the trip from down under to the north the ship sank. Dicaprio died, but on a raft with a cute English babe. Who ate him to survive, but still. She was hot (there are sketches).

 

[Kryton]

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Samuel T. Cogley said:
I've seen the article and we are FUCKED!!! I am filling up my bathtub right now and putting my toaster really close to the edge of the tub.

Why punish the poor toaster? Unless it's Talkie Toaster. I get THAT one.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

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Samuel T. Cogley said:
I am filling up my bathtub right now and putting my toaster really close to the edge of the tub.

If your toaster looks anything like Six, that's not so bad.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

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Starship Polaris said:

Samuel T. Cogley said:
I am filling up my bathtub right now and putting my toaster really close to the edge of the tub.

If your toaster looks anything like Six, that's not so bad.

Good call! :thumbsup:

I am rethinking this whole thing.

THANK YOU J.J. ABRAMS!

YOU ARE MY SAVIOR!

AND AS LONG AS SIX IS DOING THE TORTURE, BRING ON THE TORTURE!

 

[Cary L. Brown]

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Kryton said:

Samuel T. Cogley said:I've seen the article and we are FUCKED!!! I am filling up my bathtub right now and putting my toaster really close to the edge of the tub.

Why punish the poor toaster? Unless it's Talkie Toaster. I get THAT one.

I miss talkie toaster... (going to look for my Red Dwarf DVDs...)

 

[Kegek]

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I'm surprised people are taking AICN so seriously. I remember this place being derided over half a decade ago. But, it looks like nothing will keep it from plowing on as it does.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

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Maybe they should change it to "Cool! It Ain't News."

 

[Jon1701]

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Cary L. Brown said:

Kryton said:

Samuel T. Cogley said:I've seen the article and we are FUCKED!!! I am filling up my bathtub right now and putting my toaster really close to the edge of the tub.

Why punish the poor toaster? Unless it's Talkie Toaster. I get THAT one.

I miss talkie toaster... (going to look for my Red Dwarf DVDs...)

The chirpy breakfast companion?

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

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AICN is reporting this morning that Pine and Quinto were escorted from the soundstage yesterday and sent to Abrams office after a fight broke out in the "Star Trek" lunch room.

Pine claimed that Quinto started it by taunting him. "Mr. Spock loves me. Mr. Spock is my pal. Captain Kirk thinks you smell, that's why he's not in the movie. And my Iconic Figure can beat up your Iconic Figure."

At that point Pine threw a plastic ketchup bottle across the table (rumor is that the actors eat in a huge underground dormitory, under armed guard) and then took a swing.
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I deeply apologize for not starting a whole new thread for this lame fabrication and titling it "Trek actors rushed from set! Filming delayed? (Possible SPOILERS!)"

 

[StCoop]

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Did you ever notice that the people who start threads like these never come back again after whatever it was they were bitching about turns out to have been a pack of lies?

 

[Jon1701]

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Dennis, get your facts straight.

You know very well it was a tub of mayo that Pine threw. Not Ketchup.

 

[Squiggy]

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jon1701 said:
Dennis, get your facts straight.

You know very well it was a tub of mayo that Pine threw. Not Ketchup.

A bathtub full of mayonnaise?

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

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jon1701 said:
Dennis, get your facts straight.

You know very well it was a tub of mayo that Pine threw. Not Ketchup.

Actually, one of the screenwriters has posted that the entire incident was made up by a "wannabee disgruntled Transformers fan" who was never even on the lot. He said, in part:

It's an absurd claim. During shooting on the Paramount lot the actors are actually served meals in their separate cells.

 

[Jon1701]

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Starship Polaris said:

jon1701 said:
Dennis, get your facts straight.

You know very well it was a tub of mayo that Pine threw. Not Ketchup.

Actually, one of the screenwriters has posted that the entire incident was made up by a "wannabee disgruntled Transformers fan" who was never even on the lot. He said, in part:

It's an absurd claim. During shooting on the Paramount lot the actors are actually served meals in their separate cells.

Terrorist Cells?

Ah, it seems the Torture site was correct after all.

Trek XI is in fact a cover for a sleeper terrorist cell. A terrorist cell that attacks other actors with table condiments.

The WGA strike is just a smokescreen.

*shakes fist*

 

[number6]

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jon1701 said:

Starship Polaris said:

jon1701 said:
Dennis, get your facts straight.

You know very well it was a tub of mayo that Pine threw. Not Ketchup.

Actually, one of the screenwriters has posted that the entire incident was made up by a "wannabee disgruntled Transformers fan" who was never even on the lot. He said, in part:

It's an absurd claim. During shooting on the Paramount lot the actors are actually served meals in their separate cells.

Terrorist Cells?

Ah, it seems the Torture site was correct after all.

Trek XI is in fact a cover for a sleeper terrorist cell. A terrorist cell that attacks other actors with table condiments.

The WGA strike is just a smokescreen.

*shakes fist*

AQ

Alpha Quadrant
Al Qaeda

Coincidence??

Maybe..


or




Maybe NOT!!!!

 

[Woulfe]

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LOL

God I hadn't laughed so much in days

Thanks gang....

- MEANWHILE -

This just in, it seems the new Trek film is being FILMED in Area 51 just to keep anything about it from leaking out.

So AICN was somewhat right....

Sorta....

Kinda....

Where did I leave my tinfoil anyway ?

- W -
* puts on a tinfoil hat *

 

[Obsidian Order]

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star trek ended with voyager. they have to be pulling ideas out of a hat now, its that bad !

 

[Sharr Khan]

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Obsidian Order said:
star trek ended with voyager. they have to be pulling ideas out of a hat now, its that bad !

If Trek "ended with VOY" I feel sorry for it...

This just in AICN... has been re-soundly discredited by the writer, rebetween the lines people... so tell me, why are there people still treating this story like its full of facts and acting like chicken littles calling the sky is falling?

Sharr

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

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Obsidian Order said:
star trek ended with voyager.

Wrong.

Hell, I say it ended with TNG, skipped a couple of years and then came back as "Enterprise."

I would be as silly and wrong to insist upon that idiosyncratic interpretation as I would be to insist that "it ended with "Voyager" - but not one jot more so.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

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Star Trek ended with Star Trek.

And it will begin again with Star Trek.

Abrams and Paramount seem to agree.