Any sexy Quark slash fiction?

[PKTrekGirl]

BreenLullaby said:
I nominate Jayson to represent every kook who likes Trek for the next Trekkies film.

I know that you're new...but this thread is nothing for Jayson. He's just getting warmed up.

 

[EnsignRicky]

It's funny that you should ask, I used to have a ton of Quark Slash; Until the FBI took my hard drive away. Seriously though....Ick!!

 

[Epsilon IX]

I don't really think the words 'Quark' and 'sexy' really go together, I don't know if anyone else agrees with me!

 

[MadBaggins]

Remember Quark wanted to have sex with what he thought was a "young boy" Ferengi in season two (turned out it was a woman in disguise but Quark didn't know that when he was feeling the horn) so this is not so far-fetched after all.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

^ He didn't, she did.

Well, I don't mind slash, but ewwwwww. Ferengi are a porn no-no.

Now, my brain needs bleach.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Didn't they mention this in an episode of Star Trek already? It went something like this, if I recall:

James T. Kirk: "Norman, everything that Harry Mudd tells you is a lie."

Harry Mudd: "Now, listen to me very carefully, Norman. I don't like sexy Quark slash fiction."

Norman the Android: " " (Powers down.)