Angry Vagina Monsters

[RoJoHen]

What is your favorite Angry Vagina Monster? There's that crazy alien from the new Star Trek movie. There's the Predators and their angry vagina faces. I'm watching a random episode of "Hercules," and he just got attacked by a giant water snake with an angry vagina face. I'm sure there are others.

 

[Trent Roman]

Andrea Dworkin.

But seriously, the movie Teeth is all about the fable of the vagina dentata. And Little Shop of Horrors is a classic.

Fictitiously yours, Trent Roman

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

Ah, "Vagina Dentata" -- the lost Police album.

ETA: The Mouth of Sauron from Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King extended edition. Well that, or Paris Hilton.

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

The Pit of Carcoon (Sarlacc)

 

[MarianLH]

Andrea Dworkin.

Marian

 

[Trekker4747]

The Pit of Carcoon (Sarlacc)

The Sarlacc pit was my first thought too.

 

[JonathonWally]

The Pit of Carcoon (Sarlacc)

The Sarlacc pit was my first thought too.

 

[RoJoHen]

The Pit of Carcoon (Sarlacc)

The Sarlacc pit was my first thought too.

Yikes. I'm having bad thoughts.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

The Pit of Carcoon (Sarlacc)

The Sarlacc pit was my first thought too.

When I saw this thread title, to be honest, I was surprised it wasn't you that started it.

I just knew you'd have a post in it, though.

Why are people so afraid of vaginas? Other than the bleeding part, they're pretty awesome.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Sarlacc's more of a sphincter, idn't it?

 

[Christopher]

Let's not forget this:

http://www.the-isb.com/?p=980

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

Sarlacc's more of a sphincter, idn't it?

That's what I thought as well. It's important to know the difference.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Sarlacc's more of a sphincter, idn't it?

That's what I thought as well. It's important to know the differerence.

Is it really? A hole's a hole.

 

[WillsBabe]

Not really a monster, but she does have something interesting happening on her forehead! http://tng.trekcore.com/gallery/albums/s5/5x06/thegame293.jpg

 

[Morphi]

Starship Troopers 1 Big vagina brain bug
Starship Troupers 3 Giant vagina bug/planet
V'ger - TMP

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

Sarlacc's more of a sphincter, idn't it?

That's what I thought as well. It's important to know the differerence.

Is it really? A hole's a hole.

Her opinion may differ...

 

[JonathonWally]

The Sarlacc pit was my first thought too.

When I saw this thread title, to be honest, I was surprised it wasn't you that started it.

I just knew you'd have a post in it, though.

Why are people so afraid of vaginas? Other than the bleeding part, they're pretty awesome.

Afraid? No. Cautious? YES!

You never know man, you never know.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Sarlacc's more of a sphincter, idn't it?

That's what I thought as well. It's important to know the differerence.

Is it really? A hole's a hole.

I prefer a certain brand.

 

[Alpha_Geek]

Nah, that's an angry rectum monster.

The Pit of Carcoon (Sarlacc)

The Sarlacc pit was my first thought too.

 

[Trekker4747]

Sarlacc's more of a sphincter, idn't it?

Yeah, it's a bit more sphincter than vagina.