maybe we have tiny intelligent creatures in our guts that we cannot see, who have existed long before our primative ancestors first made crude christmas toys out of saber tooth tiger bones and their own disgusting waste. when they need to communicate they cause pressure in the lower abdomen and begin to cause it to be expelled at various harmonics that then travel along etheral pathways, especially in crowded rooms and elevators. yes, that makes more sense than evolution.
seriously this entire section of the forum is a big steaming fucking joke.
seriously this entire section of the forum is a big steaming fucking joke.