Alternative Episode Titles

[johcomp]

Hi all, I've been bored at work here and have been inventing some more fitting episode titles, can anyone add some more?

What are little girls made of - The Wrath of Lurch
The Apple - If only my Shirt wasnt Red
Spock's Briain - No Brainer
And the Children Shall Lead - Deadly Day Care
Wolf in the Fold - Jumpin Jack Slash

 

[JNG]

"Spock's Brain" might have done well to go by "Brain and Brain, What is Brain?!"

 

[johcomp]

Return of the Archons - NOT of the Body

 

[Finnegan]

I, Mudd : With 6 you get eggroll
A piece of the action: Goodfellas
The Empath: In space, no one can hear you scream
Bread and circuses: Glad he ate her
City on the edge of forever: Celebrity rehab with Dr. Drew
Patterns of force: Will the real Fuhrer please stand up?
Day of the dove: Anger management
Arena: Crocodile dun me
Miri: A very special after school special....
The deadly years: The goldengirls
Turnabout intruder: Trading places

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Patterns of Force - Space Nazis Must Die!

Bread and Circuses - There's No Place Like Rome

The Savage Curtain - The Rocky Planet Picture Show

The Omega Glory - Yangs For the Memories

Mudd's Women - Pimpin' Ain't Easy

Charlie X - Teenage Mutant Nitwit Hurdles

Catspaw - Witch Way to the Castle

 

[A beaker full of death]

Way of the Spores.

TMP - Where Nomad has gone before.

 

[Red Ranger]

Bread & Circuses -- A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum!
Devil in the Dark -- Guess Who's Coming to Dinnner?
The Cage -- Carnival
Patterns of Force -- The Boys From Brazil

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Man Trap - She's A Man-Eater!
Miri - WORST EPISODE EVER...er... The Gr'Upside of Anger
And the Children Shall Lead - Stephen King Will Rip This Off Later
The Changeling - Where Nomad Has Gone Before

 

[Quagmire58]

How about 'If I only had a Brain' for Spock's Brain?

 

[gomtuu20]

By Any Other Name - The balls of the Kelvins
Obssession- Red Shirts Must Die!
Doomsday Machine - Revenge of the Wind Sock.
The Immunity Syndrome - "I felt a large disturbance in the force, like a million Vulcans crying out, er...I mean...like a million voices suddenly crying out."
Return to Tomorrow - Invasion of the Body Snatchers. alt: I thought you were blind?
Is There In Truth No Beauty - Was your maiden name Pulaski?
In the Blink of an Eye - You came how fast?

 

[TheGodBen]

Miri: What Earth Would Be Like Without Clouds

The City on the Edge of Forever: Why We Should Kill Joan Collins

Amok Time: Vulcans Gone Wild!

The Apple/The Changeling/Obsession: 99 Red Shirts Must Die

Wolf in the Fold: What Shall We Do With the Drunken Scotsman?

Spock's Brain: Apologies in Advance

Plato's Stepchildren: Dwarf Plays Horsie

Let That Be Your Last Battlefield: Subtle Analogy to 20th Century Racism

The Savage Curtain: Whoa, These 'Shrooms Are Awesome!

 

[gomtuu20]

"What shall we do with the drunken Scottsman" is hilarious!