All trek Caption Contest 2: If at First You Don't Succeed..

[IzzyAtWarp9]

...Do a second week! Thanks for posting guys, I didn't think I'd get anything! I know it's a bit early but I might not have time tomorrow soooo I thought I'd post this now.

(First I apologise I'm no good at coming up with witty award titles).

The 'Well done for bothering to photoshop' award (See, I warned you I was terrible)goes to:

PICARD: Who loves ya, baby.

The 'New contests must be eliminated' award goes to:

KIRA: In this dimension they have caption contests in the General Trek Discussion thread!
BASHIR: Setting the shuttle for self destruct.

The 'Bad quality pictures' award again goes to:

DAX: Julian, I think I need an eye exam.
BASHIR (Off screen): No you don't. Odo's making himself look blurry to mess with you.
ODO: *snicker*

The 'Broken relationships' award goes to:

Kirk: Why don´t you dance for me like that anymore?

The 'Literal metaphor' award goes to:

That´s not what Beverly imagined, when Worf told her he tends to bury his problems.

So, again guys, thanks so much for posting! This week's photos will be in another post momentarily for convenience's sake.

 

[IzzyAtWarp9]

This week's photos:

Go, go, go peeps!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "'How long?' Well, that's rather personal, don't you think? Let's just say, I don't like to brag, but significantly longer than average--"
McCoy: "Jim! I'm pretty sure he means how long has he been asleep!"

 

[IzzyAtWarp9]

Odo: Commander, these two have got something to say to you
Sisko: What is it?
Julian:... Well... We-
Dax: YOU
Julian: Mainly me, kinda got superglue all over your table
Sisko:...



Geordi: Mr Logan, we need more power!
Logan: #I've got the power!! doo.. Doo.. Doo.....#
Geordi: Spare me the dance number just do it!!



Spock: (off screen) What is he saying, Captain?
Kirk: He says, "From hell's heart... I stab at thee..."

 

[Smellincoffee]

Little did Captain Kirk know the Khan was a closet cannibal with a particular appetite for ears.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KHAN:Did Ross and Rachel ever get together?

 

[TorontoTrekker]

Changelings do not fart! We "fluffy".

Much to his chagrin, Jonathan Frakes discovered too late that there was no chair there for him to throw his leg over.

 

[IzzyAtWarp9]

Sub competition:
Can anyone think of a better phrase than 'Set course for the winners'?

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: 300 year old curry breath. Gross.

 

[Sir Rhosis]

KIRK: WTF... Sounds like he's offering to design a warship for us....

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: WTF... Sounds like he's offering to design a warship for us....

KIRK: Wait, Corinthian leather....sign me up!

 

[Sir Rhosis]

RIKER: Data, don't turn around, just glance casually back ... is she still flashing gang signs?

 

[IzzyAtWarp9]

Sub competition:
Can anyone think of a better phrase than 'Set course for the winners'?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Primmin: Don't look at me. I can't explain the infield fly rule either!

 

[T'Girl]

Riker:
"Can you translate Mister Data?"

Data:
"I belive so sir, he is under the impression that you are
offering him a type of beverage called 'Captain Morgan'."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Data: "The Chief says he will spare our lives and allow you and me to go in peace if we agree to let 'the young blond lad' remain behind and marry his daughter."
Riker: "This could be tricky..."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Data: "The Chief says he will spare our lives and allow you and I to go in peace if we agree to let 'the young blond lad' remain behind and marry his daughter."
Riker: "This could be tricky..."

Worf (o.s.): "I could stand to hear a little more."

 

[Captain Kathryn]

Odo: This is MY station! RESPECT MY AUTHORITYYYY!
Kira: Oooh Odo...you are so badass. Alright, I will accept your secret love!
Odo: SUB-PAR SECURITY OFFICER, YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITYYY!
Kira: Did you hear me? I said I love you back!
Odo: That doesn't come for another few seasons, Kira. NOW RESPECT MEEEE!

Bashir: Does anybody else smell that awful odor?
Odo: The Commander appears to be taking a poo. Eyes shut, leaning over...perhaps HE is the cause.
Sisko: Oooooh yeaaaaa....

Logan: Look Geordi! Look how fast I can run! I'm so awesome! Da da da da daaaaa!
Geordi: Listen big shot, you ain't even on the main credits.

Data: Commander, have I ever told you that it makes me uncomfortable every time you stand like that?
Riker: The ladies don't seem to mind it.
Yar: Yeah...I definitely don't want to stick around for another season. Especially with Riker always sticking his goods in your face.

Kirk: Spock did WHAT with you? But...but he's mine!!!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Geordi: Funny, you don't look like Michael York.

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Data: Protect your face, Commander, Tasha has been taking bath salts again.
Riker: She really is a bad influence on Wesley.