I can’t think of any more quotes. Maybe it is time to let this thread die out.
But before I go…
Would anyone like some toast?
But before I go…
Would anyone like some toast?
All things RED Dwarf
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I’m still looking forward to next years mini series.
Also… somewhere in the multiverse...
Also… somewhere in the multiverse...
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That’s crazy talk. She’ll never leave Fred and we know it.
It’s all in the microdot
Attendant: You know that bit where Lister jump-starts the second big bang?
Rimmer: (incredulous) Lister jump-starts the second big bang??!??!!
Attendant: Well, that’s the irony, isn’t it? Lister, an atheist, turns out in fact to be God
Rimmer: (incredulous) Lister jump-starts the second big bang??!??!!
Attendant: Well, that’s the irony, isn’t it? Lister, an atheist, turns out in fact to be God
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I was in Germany last week and I saw something in Berlin that really made me laugh.
I was hanging out in the neighborhood surrounding the KaDeWe (Kaufhaus des Westens - 'department store of the west') and I saw a store - I can't remember what they were selling - but the sign out front said, in big bold letters:
SMEG
I was hanging out in the neighborhood surrounding the KaDeWe (Kaufhaus des Westens - 'department store of the west') and I saw a store - I can't remember what they were selling - but the sign out front said, in big bold letters:
SMEG
Oh my God! My name is Billy Doyle and my cologne is Eau de Yak Urine
Dwayne Dibbley!!!!
Dwayne Dibbley!!!!
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“I should have known. You will bonk anything won’t you Lister?” . Rimmer
I was in Germany last week and I saw something in Berlin that really made me laugh.
I was hanging out in the neighborhood surrounding the KaDeWe (Kaufhaus des Westens - 'department store of the west') and I saw a store - I can't remember what they were selling - but the sign out front said, in big bold letters:
SMEG
Italian Ovens?
Founded in 1948.
You can’t compare Rimmer to a book. For a start, a book’s got a spine!
I'm home from my Germany trip now, but....I SAW IT AGAIN!
I was at a furniture store near my house and I saw a sign that said this, and I quote:
SMEG
More SMEG on display
at the front of Small Appliances
I almost collapsed to the floor laughing. Sadly, I realized that pretty much nobody else in the store would have understood the joke.
But seriously, how does this not get noticed? Apparently SMEG makes, like I said, small appliances, like toasters and small refrigerators and things like that. Still, somebody had to have tittered a little bit...
I was at a furniture store near my house and I saw a sign that said this, and I quote:
SMEG
More SMEG on display
at the front of Small Appliances
I almost collapsed to the floor laughing. Sadly, I realized that pretty much nobody else in the store would have understood the joke.
But seriously, how does this not get noticed? Apparently SMEG makes, like I said, small appliances, like toasters and small refrigerators and things like that. Still, somebody had to have tittered a little bit...
So, if you are in charge of that department, I guess that makes the guy a SMEG Head.
Probably a fan of Red Dwarf. Either that, or it is a huge coincidence
“Jake Bullet”
“That’s traffic control”
“That’s traffic control”
Smeg is just a famous appliance brand. It isn’t Dwarf linked. It predates Dwarf by decades.
If you’ve got several thousand pounds to burn though, you could bid on production props of Starbug and Ace Rimmer’s dimension ship
If you’ve got several thousand pounds to burn though, you could bid on production props of Starbug and Ace Rimmer’s dimension ship
I still cracked up though.
At first I thought it was a European thing since I first saw it at the KaDeWe. Then I got home from my trip and I saw it again. I could not stop laughing. I had to leave the store I was laughing so hard.
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Lister:”Did I happen to mention girls, that Ace here has had loads, and loads of girlfriends.”
“I merely made an innocuous comment. I merely voiced the rumour that McWilliams was sexually tilted in favour of sleeping with the dead.”
“To his face. Right to his face. While he was with his five BIGGEST mates. Then you did your roadrunner act and left me to face the music!”
“To his face. Right to his face. While he was with his five BIGGEST mates. Then you did your roadrunner act and left me to face the music!”
Rimmer:” Lister, do you have any idea of the penalty for calling a superior technician a smeghead?”
Todhunter:”Oh Rimmer. You are a smeghead.”
Todhunter:”Oh Rimmer. You are a smeghead.”
What about Santa Claus? What a bastard?
Eh?
He’s the big fat git that climbs down chimneys and steals all the kids’ favourite toys
Eh?
He’s the big fat git that climbs down chimneys and steals all the kids’ favourite toys
