The creature in Polymorph (I) would suck out specific emotions and could also shape shift.
All things RED Dwarf
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LISTER: I’m going out like I came in — screaming and kicking.
RIMMER: You can’t whack death on the head!
LISTER: If he comes near me I’m gonna rip his nipples off!
RIMMER: You can’t whack death on the head!
LISTER: If he comes near me I’m gonna rip his nipples off!
RIMMER: All I did was voice the rumour that McWilliams was sexually in favour of sleeping with the dead.
LISTER: To his face. Right to his face. When he was with his three BIGGEST mates. Then you did your little road runner act and left me to face the music.
LISTER: To his face. Right to his face. When he was with his three BIGGEST mates. Then you did your little road runner act and left me to face the music.
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Death: Arnold Judas Rimmer. Your life is over. Come with me. You will travel with to the river Styx. Where you will face the consequen..
Rimmer : Not today, matey
*Rimmer kicks death in the balls*
Rimmer: Remember. Only the good die young.
Death : (groans) That has never happened before..
Rimmer : Not today, matey
*Rimmer kicks death in the balls*
Rimmer: Remember. Only the good die young.
Death : (groans) That has never happened before..
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A good idea, but he is too good looking to play Lister.
Who do you think would play Rimmer? Holly? The Cat?
Can you imagine Alan Rickman as Holly? That would have been awesome. He was a brilliant actor.
Sadly he passed away too soon.
Ahhh. Mel Smith would also be an excellent Holly.
Unfortunately I do not recognize any of those other names except Dame Judy Dench and Dame Maggie Smith. I wonder if she is related to Mel Smith.
Naah, probably not.
If Lenny Henry were younger I think he would have made a good Lister.
Unfortunately I do not recognize any of those other names except Dame Judy Dench and Dame Maggie Smith. I wonder if she is related to Mel Smith.
Naah, probably not.
If Lenny Henry were younger I think he would have made a good Lister.
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Rimmer, giving a farewell speech as he thinks he is joining the crew of the Enlightenment
Look, I'm not much good at big speeches, and I know I haven't always been an easy guy to get on with. And I know that, given the choice, I probably wouldn't have chosen you as friends. But, I just want to say ... that over the years, ... I have come to regard you ...as ... people ... I met.
That bold bit’s golden and I intend to homage it a bit when I leave my job next month.
Look, I'm not much good at big speeches, and I know I haven't always been an easy guy to get on with. And I know that, given the choice, I probably wouldn't have chosen you as friends. But, I just want to say ... that over the years, ... I have come to regard you ...as ... people ... I met.
That bold bit’s golden and I intend to homage it a bit when I leave my job next month.
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Well, the legend tells of a droid. A self-repairing simulant, who survives to the end of eternity. To the end of time itself. After millions of years alone, he finally reaches the conclusion that there is no God, no afterlife and the only purpose of existence is to lead a worthwhile life. And so the droid constructs a Time Machine and roams eternity, visiting every single soul in history and assessing each one. He erases all those who wasted their lives and replaces them with those who never had a chance of life; the unfertilised eggs, the sperms that never made it. That is The Inquisitor; he prunes away the wastrels, expunges the wretched and deletes the worthless.
We’re in big trouble!
We’re in big trouble!
Hugh Laurie would also make an excellent Holly. No one plays a thick-headed dolt better than him.
Speaking of which…
Would anyone like any toast?
Speaking of which…
Would anyone like any toast?
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You can't sing, you know.
And you can, can you?
Oh! Just because I'm a toaster I'm tone deaf?
Go on then...
Ok. Welcome to the moonlight ball! Fly me to the moon and let me...
BANG!
And you can, can you?
Oh! Just because I'm a toaster I'm tone deaf?
Go on then...
Ok. Welcome to the moonlight ball! Fly me to the moon and let me...
BANG!
Oh, so you’re a waffle man?
I love Red Dwarf!
I love Red Dwarf!
Ah, so I'm in soldier town, that's fabulous I love this place so how many scrummy solders can I put you down for? While you're deciding on your scrummy soldiers how about joining me for this little number...
[clears throat]
Oh, the shark, babe...*KLANG*
Is that the Sinatra song Mac the Knife?
At least I think it’s Sinatra.
At least I think it’s Sinatra.
"What are you doing?"
"I-I-I think I'm rebelling, sir."
"Rebelling?"
"Ye-es, I think that's what I'm doing."
"WHAT are you rebelling against?"
"Whaddaya got? Dinosaur breath! Molecule mind! Smeg for brains!"
"I-I-I think I'm rebelling, sir."
"Rebelling?"
"Ye-es, I think that's what I'm doing."
"WHAT are you rebelling against?"
"Whaddaya got? Dinosaur breath! Molecule mind! Smeg for brains!"
Kryten: An obscene phone call, sir. I believe it is for you
