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[Satyrquaze]

Public masturbation is becoming a bigger problem on English underground rail lines and even buses. So I don't know for certain if this is real, but unfortunately the problem is so widespread, it probably is.

Avoid masturbators on rail lines. Important safety tip. Thanks Chem!

 

[cooleddie74]

Try riding the New York MTA subways. Some guys on there have Nobel prizes for public wanking.

 

[Kemaiku]

^Yikes

 

[auntiehill]

Yet another reason I'm glad to not take public transportation.

 

[Satyrquaze]

I rode the train in Chicago last time I visited. I recall actively trying to distract myself from identifying several stains on the walls and floor.

 

[captcalhoun]

Queensland Rail would be Australian, wouldn't it?

always knew the Aussies were wankers, but really...

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Public masturbation is becoming a bigger problem on English underground rail lines and even buses. So I don't know for certain if this is real, but unfortunately the problem is so widespread, it probably is.

NSFW:

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtqEknAtyQQ[/yt]

 

[trekkiedane]

Queensland Rail would be Australian, wouldn't it?

always knew the Aussies were wankers, but really...

They do call it "The land down under" -I'd always assumed it was 'down under' the equator or Africa or something... I Never thought it was the belt they meant

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

As much time as I spend on public transit when I go on vacation, I guess I'm lucky that I've never seen any of this myself (not even in NYC). Worst I usually get is mostly-harmless drunks, or panhandlers who won't leave the passengers alone. Or, worst of all, the Lex Ave line at rush hour.

 

[Kira's Mom]

Crusher Disciple, how could you?

 

[Gil T.Azell]

From the George Takei FB page.

Purrrrfectly Twisted.

 

[SPOCKED]

 

[Kira's Mom]

^

 

[Kemaiku]

^

Ditto, it's all he ever does in here...

 

[Kira's Mom]

 

[Locutus of Bored]

^ Nice.

It's amazing how people can post funny pictures that aren't all about making dickish political statements, isn't it?

I admire this guy's honesty. Usually people aren't so forthright about declaring that they are afflicted with micro-penis.

 

[shivkala]

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I admire this guy's honesty. Usually people aren't so forthright about declaring that they are afflicted with micro-penis.

Yeah, it's definitely more blatant than even owning a Humvee, which is bad enough.

 

[Kira's Mom]

 

[Roshi]

Meta.