All Apologies...

[ThankQ]

Things are getting weirder than usual in here. I'd best slink out before my delicate mind is warped and compromised.

(*Slowly backs out of thread and gently closes door*)

I left $10 under my back door mat and found something in it's place when I got home tonight.

It's like a tooth fairy, but backward. And something far more fun than a bag of baby teeth.

What do I care what I say here? I ain't never running for shit!

Before I leave for the night I just wanted to say one thing.

Testicles.

That is all.

No. It was not a bag of testicles. Dumbass.

Really, on a Tuesday?

 

[ThankQ]

Things are getting weirder than usual in here. I'd best slink out before my delicate mind is warped and compromised.

(*Slowly backs out of thread and gently closes door*)

I left $10 under my back door mat and found something in it's place when I got home tonight.

It's like a tooth fairy, but backward. And something far more fun than a bag of baby teeth.

What do I care what I say here? I ain't never running for shit!

Don't bogart that find. Share it with the rest of us.

Or at least don't use us as fall guys if you go to jail for it.

Well now either you're editing posts, or my dime bag of testicle teeth is starting to kick in.


I mean...

Tuesday?

 

[cooleddie74]

I left $10 under my back door mat and found something in it's place when I got home tonight.

It's like a tooth fairy, but backward. And something far more fun than a bag of baby teeth.

What do I care what I say here? I ain't never running for shit!

Before I leave for the night I just wanted to say one thing.

Testicles.

That is all.

No. It was not a bag of testicles. Dumbass.

Really, on a Tuesday?

I forgot. Reproductive organs aren't slid under the back door mat until Thursdays. My bad. We operate on a different schedule in my town.

Continue as before.

 

[ThankQ]

Before I leave for the night I just wanted to say one thing.

Testicles.

That is all.

No. It was not a bag of testicles. Dumbass.

Really, on a Tuesday?

I forgot. Reproductive organs aren't slid under the back door mat until Thursdays. My bad. We operate on a different schedule in my town.

Continue as before.

YES SIR!