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[JirinPanthosa]

Profit and Lice

There is a terrible outbreak of lice on Bajor and Quark fights to control the supply of prescription shampoo.

Lover Decks

The parents finally discover the place in the Jeffries tubes their teenage children come to secretly have sex.

 

[Terok Nor]

Some of these might be done already.

Jagger Of The Mind

The Enterprise visits a planet controlled by Mick Jagger.

Court Martian

Kirk is put on trial by Martians.

A Waste Of Armageddon

The Enterprise crew helps 2 alien races to destroy each other.

The Evil In The Dark

A mining colony is terrorised by a demonic presence.

Betamorphosis

The Beta Quadrant is transformed.

Golf In The Fold

Scotty is suspected of murdering several women with his golf club.

The Deadly Yeast

A yeast infection sweeps the Enterprise.

Assignment : Garth

A time travel episode featuring Garth of Izar.

 

[Orac]

"The Shunted"

PIcard is sick of Worf's stupid suggestions on the bridge and demotes him to Chief of Sanitation.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

"Wurst Case Scenario" - Neelix invents leola root bratwurst. When Seven accidentally drops one of her nanoprobes in the meat mixture while helping him out, the bratwurst takes on a life of its own. Seven and Neelix must join forces to keep the creature from taking a bite out of Voyager.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

Who Mourns For Mork?

When surveying the gamma quadrant, the Defiant makes a visit to the planet Ork.

Pogs Of War

Both sides weary of conflict, the Dominion makes a surprising offer: Decide the outcome of the war by a short lived 1990s fad.

 

[The Old Mixer]

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kihn

The Enterprise is in jeopardy as a musician from the past seeks vengeance on Kirk. They don't write 'em like that anymore.

 

[Seven of Five]

Cartaker: A mysterious being brings cars from all over the galaxy to the Delta Quadrant. No one cares so they can the rest of the series.

QPie: Q thanks Picard for his help by baking various pies for everybody. Delicious!

All Goo Things: Q takes Picard back to the beginnings of life on Earth, all in that little pond of gooooooooooooooooooooo...

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

"Andgame" - Q introduces Janeway to his friend & (Ampersand, "Sandy" for short).

 

[JirinPanthosa]

L Shades Of Gray

Dr Pulaski designs a holoprogram for a Roman gladiator remake of a 21st century erotic classic.

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Once More Unto the Beach: In a misguided attempt to prove to Ezri that he is no jerk, Worf sends Kor to Risa to eliminate the Essentialists. Kor gets a tan.

"If Kor looks good in a speedo, we can drink to his health. And if he does not look good in a speedo, we can drink until we're blind."

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Favor the Old: Sisko launches a crusade against seniority policies in Starfleet.

 

[Orac]

"Tin Can"

Data finds an unlabeled tin can in his cat food pantry. Geordi has to use his X-ray vision to determine the contents.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Not sure this qualifies, but: "The Emony Within" - Ezri (or Jadzia, depending on when this happens) finds herself thrust into the past and must take Emony Dax's place in the gymnastics competition. (Or she calls upon the gymnastic ability she possesses as a result to stop some alien from a parallel bars universe.)

 

[Nightdiamond]

I,m Bord - a broken Borg gets on board the Enterprise but soon gets bored. It's something the crew can't afford, so before pulling the cord, they instead decide to return the bored Borg back to the hoard.

Manage a Troi - Troi misunderstands a Ferengi's offer to be her acting manger. He meant something else, and now she must trick him to get out of her contact.
Wesley Crusher helps her win and ruins everything.

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Lie Support: Bashir works tirelessly to cure Garak, whose ability to obfuscate has been taken by a space virus. And Bareil dies.

 

[Kor]

"The Naked Nog."

A TNG/DS9 crossover that nobody wants to see.

Kor

 

[Orac]

"The Baked Time"

Spock makes brownies for the crew using his secret Vulcan recipe.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

The Prick

(Going in the non-dirty direction here)
Data seeks to understand the human experience of pricking his finger. So, he attempts to add artificial flesh which bleeds artificial, realistic blood, only to find the experience is hollow and unreal. In the end, he is on an away mission and ends up getting impaled with a tree branch. It does not harm any of his vital systems but it causes he systems to enter a minor state of alarm. Geordi comes to the revelation, to Data, that is just like pricking your finger!

Hops and Fear

Neelix gets really into microbrewing, and aggravates the crew with a non stop barrage of 'hop' puns to name his beers.

 

[Orac]

"The Tire"

A transporter accident strands Doctor Bashir and Garak on ancient Earth where they must restore history by changing a car tire.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

``Kimperfection`` - Harry Kim becomes obsessed with getting all the answers on his promotion test correct. He scores 100% but mis-pells his own name and fails.