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[locutus101]

The Smarm:

Voyager stumble across a group of Aliens with ingratiating manners... Harry decides to take advantage of it to learn a few tricks.

 

[The Old Mixer]

^...but still doesn't get laid or promoted.

 

[locutus101]

^...but still doesn't get laid or promoted.

That's what he's fated to.

 

[Tim Thomason]

Child's Play 3
UPN accidentally airs an edited version of a Chucky movie. By sheer accident, the "episode" gets put on official episode lists, supported by the website and the Okudas, and its canonicity is debated to this day.

 

[locutus101]

Pray:

Voyager come upon a ship of priests, that hunt people down to convert them to their religion. Unfortunately for them they say the fateful word "orphans" and Janeway orders Tuvok to blast them out of the sky.

 

[Kevin Thomas Riley]

Move Along Homes

The DS9 crew has to prevent the space around the station from becoming a huge space trailer park when a swarm of Delta quadrant "rednecks" comes through the wormhole.

 

[φ of π]

Up The Wong Ladder

The Enterprise encounters a society of clones that is facing collapse due to copy degradation and they request DNA samples from Enterprise crew members to revitalize their gene pool. Picard allows everybody on board the ship to decide for themselves whether to donate a few cells to the colonists' cause or not. They also meet a ship full of racist Asian stereotypes and, well, let's not go there.

 

[locutus101]

The Hindi:

While in the expanse the Enterprise comes upon a planet of people from India. Trip has to give up his favorite bed of nails for a ride on an elephant and Archer gets to tell the locals that they shouldn't treat their former alien abductors as untouchables. Trips gets all confused and thinks he's talking about Eliot Ness and his team.

 

[Joel_Kirk]

Up The Wong Ladder

The Enterprise encounters a society of clones that is facing collapse due to copy degradation and they request DNA samples from Enterprise crew members to revitalize their gene pool. Picard allows everybody on board the ship to decide for themselves whether to donate a few cells to the colonists' cause or not. They also meet a ship full of racist Asian stereotypes and, well, let's not go there.

This seriously sounds like an episode of "Family Guy."

 

[Kevin Thomas Riley]

Spock's Braid

Spock is kidnapped and taken to a planet populated only by women. They make him grow his hair long so they can braid it, while giggling incessantly.

 

[locutus101]

Silent enema:

The Enterprise crew gets in a part of space where differences in the laws of physics make them wish there were more toilet facilities on board.

 

[φ of π]

Furby

Kes is back, and she's gone bad! Kes teams up with an offshoot of the Tribble species to go back in time and destroy Voyager because, uh... revenge, or something, I guess?

 

[locutus101]

Carbon Creep:

T'Pol tells the story of her great grand mother who was harassed by a coal miner who didn't even shower.

 

[Kevin Thomas Riley]

North Tsar

The NX-01 arrives at a planet in the Delphic Expanse and finds some transplanted Humans from Russia. After revolting against their abductors these people have formed an autocratic system ruled by a tsar.

 

[locutus101]

First Fight:

At the prompting of T'Pol, Archer tells about the first time he ever got the crap beaten out of him.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

The Man Trip

Kirk, Spock, and McCoy rent a Volkswagen bus and go on a road trip across America. Awkwardly, McCoy runs into his ex-girlfriend.

 

[TommyR01D]

Twink of an Eye
The writers make a ham-fisted attempt at addressing LGBT issues.

Fanhunt
Lwaxana Troi's new perfume plays havoc on the Enterprise's ventilation systems.

U2
For no reason at all we have a music special.

Strange Bidfellows
Quark and Winn team up to secure a Bajoran orb at an auction.

Profit & Lice
Rom gets into trouble for selling infested clothes to unsuspecting visitors.

 

[OtherGene]

Lower Dicks

A mysterious virus spreads across all the human male officers on board the Enterprise resulting in longer penises for all. What follows is a race against time by Picard, Riker et al to make sure the virus isn't cured!

 

[Mojochi]

Who Catches The Watchers: Geordi, Wesley & Barkley get busted using the ship's sensors to spy on Troi's quarters

The Moist Toys: I'm just gonna let that one speak for itself

 

[The Old Mixer]

Lower Dicks

The title made me think of an opposite premise.

The Moist Toys: I'm just gonna let that one speak for itself

I'm thinking of dog toys, I'm guessing you aren't.