A stranger just grabbed my junk.

[Crusher Disciple]

Probably would be better if you'd just start a rant about how bad the customers are at your grocery store.

 

[Trekker4747]

Since no one else took this thread seriously and I"m nearly drunk...Scrooge, why didn't you follow her back to her room and fuck her? Plain and simple. She wants the cock...she went out of her way to grab it, after all. If she was hot or even cute enough, I'd have definitely gone for it. I'm sorry if this is out of line, but I was wondering when someone would have the balls to just come out and say it...are we men or are we men? -Dan

She had a wedding ring on.

 

[JonathonWally]

Probably would be better if you'd just start a rant about how bad the customers are at your grocery store.

Damn girl, you know exactly what gets me hot

 

[Trekker4747]

Probably would be better if you'd just start a rant about how bad the customers are at your grocery store.

Damn girl, you know exactly what gets me hot

Watch it, that's my wife you're talking to.

 

[Elmo Dukat]

I never grab the junk of strangers. Just my friends.

 

[JonathonWally]

Probably would be better if you'd just start a rant about how bad the customers are at your grocery store.

Damn girl, you know exactly what gets me hot

Watch it, that's my wife you're talking to.

you can watch if that's your thing.

 

[Tom Servo]

This proves that it's not entirely ridiculous for Jimmy Kirk to try to break his fall in a bar by grabbing Uhura's breasts.

We now return you to The Real-Life Adventures of some guy.

Oh, and Five Guys is real good food, cheap.

QFT!

Nothing is better when one is hungry for some quick grub then a Two Guys cheeseburger, fries and a coke. Excellante!

 

[QCzar]

This proves that it's not entirely ridiculous for Jimmy Kirk to try to break his fall in a bar by grabbing Uhura's breasts.

We now return you to The Real-Life Adventures of some guy.

Oh, and Five Guys is real good food, cheap.

QFT!

Nothing is better when one is hungry for some quick grub then a Two Guys cheeseburger, fries and a coke. Excellante!

And a quick crotch grab. You forgot the quick crotch grab.

 

[Maestro]

Hunh?

 

[blaXXer]

So I'm over in line at Five Guys getting me some dinner and they're quite crowded. There's a couple of cute girls in line in front of me, I smile lightly at them, they smile back. No big deal.

When a heavy set guy, having retrieved his order, brushes past quite aggressively. Well, the cuter of the two infront of me (she looked like a younger Bitchelle from 24! ) lost her footing on her huge, clunky, heeled boots she was wearing and stumbled backwards. For some reason or other she decided to brace her fall by pushing her right arm/hand backwards, resting it on my crotch, and even grasping a bit. In my quickness I also caught her fall by catching her in the waist area with my right arm.

She looked up at me, said "Sorry." blushed, lightly; I said, "No problem" and then life went on.

So why didn't you put your move on, made a smartass remark and boinked her?

 

[Jono]

I never grab the junk of strangers. Just my friends.

Not sure if you're joking but I have a female "friend" that touches me inappropriately when she is drunk because she thinks its hilarious. Nothing more annoying when you are trying to talk to someone and you have to fend off someone know is trying to feel you up.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

I hate it when bitches go dumpster diving!

I started to shred my junk, just to be safe.

Just to avoid colloquial confusion, I keep trash in my pants.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Coincidentally, I had a grilled cheese sandwich last night. With clam chowder.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Well, the cuter of the two infront of me lost her footing and stumbled backwards. For some reason or other she decided to brace her fall by pushing her right arm/hand backwards, resting it on my crotch, and even grasping a bit.

Father McFeely pulled that trick on me all the time when I was an altar boy.

Thanks for the post-traumatic stress, Trekker!

 

[Kira's Mom]

We just got our first Five Guys a couple of months ago.

How's the food?

Greasy. Excessive. Delicious.

QFT!

 

[T'Baio]

I hate it when bitches go dumpster diving!

I started to shred my junk, just to be safe.

Just to avoid colloquial confusion, I keep trash in my pants.

My pants keep trash in me.

 

[blaXXer]

I never grab the junk of strangers. Just my friends.

Not sure if you're joking but I have a female "friend" that touches me inappropriately when she is drunk because she thinks its hilarious. Nothing more annoying when you are trying to talk to someone and you have to fend off someone know is trying to feel you up.

Same here, but shes not only 'feeling me up' shes regulary dry-humping me. I find this annoying.

 

[ria 75]

I have a female "friend" that touches me inappropriately when she is drunk because she thinks its hilarious. Nothing more annoying when you are trying to talk to someone and you have to fend off someone know is trying to feel you up.

Same here, but shes not only 'feeling me up' shes regulary dry-humping me. I find this annoying.

Why don't you guys do something about those women's needs? Can't you get a hint?

 

[Hermiod]

^Aside from setting them up with dates, what would you suggest ? I know you're not suggesting that they have sex with their (apparently less than sober) friends.

 

[Supernova]

She had a wedding ring on.

No offense, but if it clearly wasnt a problem for her, why is it for you? Maybe she's in an unhappy marriage to some prick who doesn't give her what she needs. You could've been the guy who did. I've certainly "helped' a few married women myself. -Dan