5 words only

[RobertScorpio]

discarding our used rubbers on

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

their Sacred Ancestral Park Bench

 

[cooleddie74]

, which was originally constructed back

 

[KimMH]

during their pre-literate fire making

 

[RobertScorpio]

days. Back in those times

 

[KimMH]

camelid skins had to do -

 

[Red Ranger]

no synthetic fiibers then, either,

 

[KimMH]

they itched liked sandpaper and

 

[RobertScorpio]

smelled like ripe horse butt.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Kreetassans hated equine anal odors

 

[Red Ranger]

and had banned them summarily.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

"

"Fascinating, Captain, I didn't know

 

[Red Ranger]

Kreetassans were quite so reactionary."

 

[Mach5]

"Actually, they are something of

 

[KimMH]

a paradox - stranger than fiction -

 

[Red Ranger]

but they sure like bacon."

 

[KimMH]

T'Pol tried not to sigh.

(enough with the Miss Piggy and the Bacon - you're making me hungry RR!)

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

"I think it's time we

 

[cooleddie74]

decide what side dish we

 

[Mach5]

name the Cooleddie74 surprise special