5 words only

[NathanielM]

Enterprise the Paramount Trek ripoff

Archer character really sucks bad!

Trip is Archer's gay lover!

Tpol has nice big hooters!


Nathaniel

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

(Sorry, NathanielM) Previously on 5 words only:

Meanwhile, back in Trip's quarters,

And now the continuation:

Hoshi had painted the walls

 

[Triskelion]

with reflective road construction paint

 

[trilbymonkey]

and the walls resembled a

 

[Captain MAJ]

throbbing flank of a targ.

 

[jgdst]

"Mr Tucker, is this supposed

 

[Captain MAJ]

to resemble your mother?" said

 

[jgdst]

T'Pol, as she sniffed at

 

[Captain MAJ]

the ooze dripping from Trip's

 

[T'Boggan]

Earhole, which smelled rather like

 

[Triskelion]

deoxyribonucleic acid and KY jelly

 

[Captain MAJ]

warming sensations. "Don't you talk...

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

about gazelles again, please?!" begged

 

[cooleddie74]

Hoshi as Admiral Gardner called

 

[Middleman]

Archer on the View Screen.

 

[Triskelion]

"Nice man-bra, Admiral, but

 

[T'Boggan]

Why wear it on your

 

[jgdst]

elbows? Surely it'd be better

 

[Captain MAJ]

worn on your butt cheeks."

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

Muttered Hoshi to herself but