24: Day 8: 8:00AM - 9:00AM - Discussion and Spoilers

[Procutus]

Jack gets to do all sorts of things he hasn't done in the previous 6 seasons.

Does that include taking a piss?

 

[Trekker4747]

Is he a Russian diplomat or a brand of vodka?

 

[Trekker4747]

Establishing this government would really irk his constituents.

 

[Tom]

Bring in logan...

 

[Procutus]

Is he a Russian diplomat or a brand of vodka?

He acts like he fell out of an old Tom Clancy novel.

 

[Mr. Adventure]

Is he a Russian diplomat or a brand of vodka?

Wasn't he in Nirvana?

 

[Trekker4747]

"When can I go back to work?"

"You had a major cardiac event just a couple hours ago, as your doctor I would advise you to maybe take the rest of the day off."

 

[Samurai8472]

Is he a Russian diplomat or a brand of vodka?

He acts like he fell out of an old Tom Clancy novel.

Time to spend an hour going over submarine schematics and Russian political history.

 

[Procutus]

Instead of the jack kill counter we have to add the Jack laid counter. lol

This is the first time Jack's been laid in fifteen years, his balls are bluer than a Pandorian's.

I'm sure he didn't get much in that Chinese prison, that's for sure.

 

[Tom]

I am off to start the bubba-gump company..

 

[Danny99]

Instead of the jack kill counter we have to add the Jack laid counter. lol

This is the first time Jack's been laid in fifteen years, his balls are bluer than a Pandorian's.

I'm sure he didn't get much in that Chinese prison, that's for sure.

Well if he did want it, I'm sure he got it somehow.

 

[Trekker4747]

In 2015 city-wide anti-terrorism security camera footage will be recorded and ran in field offices at 12-frames per second.

Frame rates.... OF THE FUTURE!!!

 

[Samurai8472]

Captain O'Brien of the U.S.S CTU relieving you of duty.

 

[Procutus]

Is he a Russian diplomat or a brand of vodka?

He acts like he fell out of an old Tom Clancy novel.

Time to spend an hour going over submarine schematics and Russian political history.

And singing? There'll be singing as well, right?

 

[Danny99]

"Where's Hastings?"
"Removed from command."
"Who's in command?"
"I am."
"What the fuck? Really?"

 

[Tom]

Good Chloe, don't trust anyone!

 

[Mr. Adventure]

Cole should never question anyone's judgment for the rest of his life.

 

[Trekker4747]

Ah, nothing says "CTU Director" like frumpily storming out of a room.

 

[Samurai8472]

Chloe- Don't call me "Ma'am" and where's my coffee?

 

[Procutus]

This is the first time Jack's been laid in fifteen years, his balls are bluer than a Pandorian's.

I'm sure he didn't get much in that Chinese prison, that's for sure.

Well if he did want it, I'm sure he got it somehow.

It's known as sum cum qwik.