In other news, Timby has figured out how to hack into the Bears headsets.

In other news, Bears linebacker Lance Briggs (you know, the guy who's been a better linebacker than Urlacher for quite some time) has formally requested a trade as soon as possible after the team made it clear that his contract would not be re-done before the season, nor would it be done after the season (he has three years remaining).
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