#1 news story of all time

[Hermiod]

K'ehleyr makes Captain! Yes I've been promoted So do I get an en-suite now?

You get command of a ship.

Unfortunately, all we've got available is this radioactive waste transport. It only does Warp 1 and all the replicators will make is sprouts.

 

[Amaris]

Definitely option #1. I think if the media were given permission to speak about it, finding intelligent life would be high on that list, number one in my opinion.


J.

 

[TheMasterOfOrion]

Most of the headlines are wishful thinking, unfortunately half of this Earth is populated by 3 billion sheep.

I imagine the number one news story of this century will be something like 'Britney Spears Pregnant' or 'Israel invades Iran' or some other BS

 

[K'Ehleyr]

K'ehleyr makes Captain! Yes I've been promoted So do I get an en-suite now?

You get command of a ship.

Unfortunately, all we've got available is this radioactive waste transport. It only does Warp 1 and all the replicators will make is sprouts.

But I don't like sprouts. Pahh, all that work.
Although I get to pick my crew right??

 

[suarezguy]

If Jesus returned then there would be a final judgment, so that qualifies as the biggest. Otherwise, I think a time machine beats alien life in shockingness.

 

[FPAlpha]

Contact with alien life as that would change everybodies life in an instant.

Of course this only applies if it isn't followed by "Major cities destroyed by alien invaders!" headline

 

[Michael Chris]

If the printing presses are still in existence when Jesus returns, then obviously the return of our savior. It will change everything.