Riker: Sensors reading an orphan transport ship on its way to Disneyworld. Recommendations?
Worf: We attack!
Riker: Quelle surprise.
Picard: What is it, Data?
Data: A Bird of Prey, sir.
Picard: Romulans then.
Data: No sir; it is a Klingon Bird of Prey.
Picard: Oh, I though the Romulans call their ships Birds of Prey. What do they call them?
Data: Birds of Prey, sir. Like the Klingons.
Picard: Well they can't all be Birds of Prey, can they?
Data: Given that both species are interstellar empires, it is a statistical likelihood that at least some of their ships share a convergent class nomenclature. It is most likely a limitation of our own universal translator, sir, as both species share a distinctly different language and morphological referent of origin.
Picard: What, so those two Risan prostitutes who I thought were women...
Data: Completely different issue, sir.
Security Officer's log, supplemental: I found the ship's toilet and I couldn't be happier. Can't say the same for the rest of the bridge staff.
