That makes how many Orion hookers and how much Bajoran coke?
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Spock: LeadHead does not endorse prostitution or drug use.
CiC: Thirty years in Starfleet for nothing...I should have join my brother's Hard Rock band instead.
Spock: LeadHead does not endorse prostitution or drug use.
SECURITY GUY: Sir?
WORF: The effect of ten years of Prune juice is coming...
NIMOY: Good morning, since we've lost Harve Bennett, I present you Operation Pissing-off-Gene. First, we'll bring back Nick Meyer and his militarist vibe...
Spock: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
Admiral Cartwright: You had sex?
Admiral Hoss: With a woman?
Admiral Little Joe: That was a woman?
SPOCK: Admiral Satie, you're most illogical. I flirted with that Romulan commander by YOUR orders and I stole THEIR thechnology.
CiC: Hmm yes, by the way Aaron, is it true your upcoming grandson'll be a Aaron too?
That makes how many Orion hookers and how much Bajoran coke?
Spock: LeadHead does not endorse prostitution or drug use.
CiC: Uh, Spock, "Orion Hookers," are a group of former Orion slave girls who've escaped the life and now crochet. "Bajoran Coke" is a popular soft drink on Bajor. I believe their most recent campaign went something like this, "Refresh your Pagh, Refresh your Body. Bajoran Coke, the choice of the Prophets."
That makes how many Orion hookers and how much Bajoran coke?
Spock: LeadHead does not endorse prostitution or drug use.
CiC: Uh, Spock, "Orion Hookers," are a group of former Orion slave girls who've escaped the life and now crochet. "Bajoran Coke" is a popular soft drink on Bajor. I believe their most recent campaign went something like this, "Refresh your Pagh, Refresh your Body. Bajoran Coke, the choice of the Prophets."
Spock: LeadHead has always been a supporter of Andorian Pepsi. "Andorian Pepsi: Only the toughest Pinkskins can handle it."
Good one.
^ Thanks Mr. Laser Beam! 
Geordi: These photon torpedoes are so cold and volatile it would only take a little tweaking to convert one into a girlfriend.
Data: Ladies and gentlemen, Geordi LaForge.
Geordi: These photon torpedoes are so cold and volatile it would only take a little tweaking to convert one into a girlfriend.
Data: Ladies and gentlemen, Geordi LaForge.
Nimoy: George, we're gathered here today to tell you the Captain Sulu series is never going to happen. Let it go mate.
Dorn: Ah, Mr Berman... how about a pay rise to forget I ever saw this?
Geordi: Data, please stop cupping the giant invisible alien ambassador.
Giant Invisible Alien Ambassador: No, it's OK, he can carry on... in the interests of diplomatic relations.
GEORDI: LaForge to Enteprise, beam us right now, this lab's full of traps.
RIKER (os): What happened?
GEORDI: Data's been exposed to laughing gas for androids, our anonymous subbordinates are now in stomachs of some crocodiles and I...I prefer don't talk about my case....
RIKER (os): You took an arrow right in the butt.
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SPOCK:..and that's why Jim Kirk is the only valuable candidate for this mission.
CiC: So, he'll survive to that?
SPOCK: Affirmative, Admiral.
CiC: And how much serious is his upcoming retirement?
SPOCK: You can be sure he'll be bakc in Starfleet before two years.
CiC: So Captain, can you rebrief us about that Nexus thing?
Spock: Admirals, I find it most illogical that you have chosen me to host Federation Idol.
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