What If: Captain Riker of the USS Voyager
- Thread starter Emperor Norton
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How about if we have Captain Riker and then he de-evolves into:
And Neelix has to shoot him. And since he's no longer human, he is an animal, they just turn him into a good roast.
And Neelix has to shoot him. And since he's no longer human, he is an animal, they just turn him into a good roast.
Are you sure that's from Genesis?
Is he really giving the finger, or has this picture been photoshopped?
Is he really giving the finger, or has this picture been photoshopped?
It is from memoryalpha. He is really giving the finger. Probs Neelix is approaching him with a basting brush and an armful of leola roots.
what hell is this
OH LOOK
[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tasLNEPhnxU[/yt]
[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tasLNEPhnxU[/yt]
At this point, I don't know.
I've had plenty of threads I've started in VOY forum that go off the rails, but never as fast as this did.
As mentioned "upthread", he'd try to make out with B'Elanna but she'd just put him out an airlock.
He'd try to make out with Kes but the EMH would have him up on charges of pedophilia since she's still under 1 year of age.
He'd try to make out with Seska, but she'd just kill him with a DQ venom and take over the ship.
If the EMH somehow managed to save him anyway,
and the crew defeated Seska, then he would have tried to make out with Seven and been electrocuted by some ill placed implants. 
Actually, I think we got triple Sevens in that ep where the EMH writes a holonovel. Quadruple if you count the Seven who activated the novel as a participant.
And let's not forget one of those Seven's in JRulez Quadruple 7 Fantasy is conveniently disrobed already..
We'll just use a code for this epic idea, I deem it "28".
We'll just use a code for this epic idea, I deem it "28".
7 x 13 = 28
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnICFjDn97o[/yt]
Clip is not identified, but appears to be from Little Giant involving vacuum cleaners.
If no embed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnICFjDn97o
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnICFjDn97o[/yt]
Clip is not identified, but appears to be from Little Giant involving vacuum cleaners.
If no embed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnICFjDn97o
It's just the x and the + are only a difference of how many drinks you've had.
What???
Sput...
sputter...
coff...
ACK!
MY fantasy?
Don't you mean YOUR fantasy???
This is closer to my fantasy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDvhpRClGxU
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDvhpRClGxU[/yt]
Well I just assumed JRulez that while you may have been meh about ONE 7 the overwhelming yumminess of FOUR 7's converted you. I mean, because you were counting, heh.
During the middle of WWII in a German POW camp, the commandant addresses his charges with a prepared speech about the imminent change of conditions therein forthwith... "Achtung! Concerning this evenings meal! I have good news and bad news! The bad news is that there is shit for dinner! The good news is that there is plenty of it!"
You know all that punching Buffy does on Spike? Suddenly, I get it.
