common misconceptions about Voyager

[Melakon]

Human on human 24th century sex is perhaps quite brief.

Maybe that's why the foreplay often takes several seasons on Star Trek.

* waves to Captain Kathryn *

 

[Captain Kathryn]

I am a little drunk

my inner Trek nerd

Q'APLA!

Q'APLA!!!!!

 

[Captain Kathryn]

Human on human 24th century sex is perhaps quite brief.

Maybe that's why the foreplay often takes several seasons on Star Trek.

* waves to Captain Kathryn *

*waving back in a drunken stupor*

Just kidding.

But yeah wish this bar had some BLOODWINE!!!!

 

[R. Star]

You're not asking right. Walk up. Slam your fist on the bar and yell at the top of your lungs.... BLOODWINE!!!!!

 

[Melakon]

I just had a horrible thought. What if he whipped out his clarinet and wanted to serenade me?

Remember that scene in Animal House where some wiener is playing "I gave my love a cherry" on the guitar to swooning chicks and John Belushi rips it out of his hands and smashes it? I always loved that scene.

So what would you do differently if you ripped Harry's clarinet out of his hands?

 

[Captain Kathryn]

I play the clarinet, have since grammar school. Clarinet is badazz. Go Harry.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Does your question have something to do with shoving Melakon?

 

[Captain Kathryn]

You're not asking right. Walk up. Slam your fist on the bar and yell at the top of your lungs.... BLOODWINE!!!!!

Sound advice!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Do you think this will work?

You should totally post that in the Thread Bombs thread.

 

[Melakon]

Does your question have something to do with shoving Melakon?

I won't answer that, because there may be children present.

 

[Captain Kathryn]

Does your question have something to do with shoving Melakon?

Me or Guy?

 

[Captain Kathryn]

I maaaaaay be too inebriated to get what you said.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Does your question have something to do with shoving Melakon?

I won't answer that, because there may be children present.

There's definitely childishness present..

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Does your question have something to do with shoving Melakon?

Me or Guy?

Melakon's just rebooting the Belushi scene into something fresher and more visceral.

 

[Melakon]

And Worf already did the guitar joke with Geordi.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Thank god Harry can't sing "I gave my love a cherry" to me while playing the clarinet!!

 

[Melakon]

I maaaaaay be too inebriated to get what you said.

Remember this: Bloodwine doesn't mix well with kanar. And neither goes well with Scotch.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Thank god Harry can't sing "I gave my love a cherry" to me while playing the clarinet!!

So what songs would you prefer be sung to you?

 

[Captain Kathryn]

I maaaaaay be too inebriated to get what you said.

Remember this: Bloodwine doesn't mix well with kanar. And neither goes well with Scotch.

I want Kanar now. DAMN YOU!! Making me want dome fantasy liquors!

 

[Melakon]

According to Memory Alpha's background articles, the original kanar prop was corn syrup. But one day Casey Biggs got a real bad sugar rush from it due to multiple drinking takes, and they had to switch to something he could handle.