All trek Caption Contest 2: If at First You Don't Succeed..

[JirinPanthosa]

ODO: Do all of you Starfleet security officers have a complete lack of personality?
PRIMMIN: Yes sir. Starfleet regulation Article 15 Section 3 Paragraph 9.



BASHIR: It's been almost an hour. Do we really have to wait here until he's done with his Prophet vision?
DAX: He's the commander. We have no choice.



LOGAN: Sorry I'm late. My older sister was giving me a haircut.



RIKER: Would you say this planet is uninhabited?
DATA: Negative sir. Somebody has clearly gone to great lengths to procure a significant quantity of dry ice.



KHAN: My only regret...is that in an alternate universe, I'm caucasian.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kira: "Hey! That was my ass you pinched!"
Odo: "Hey! That was her ass you pinched!"
Primmin: "Oh, give it up! You're busted and you know it!"

Logan: "Alright, LaForge! It's time we settle once and for all who's... Dammit! It is impossible to stride like a man down this ramp!"

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Geordie, I just saw the JJ Abrams movie. There's this starship ... AND IT RUNS ON WATER, MAN!