TOS Caption Contest #274: The Caption Incident

[TorontoTrekker]

SPOCK: Commander, I don't care how seductively you whisper in my ear, I am not giving you the response to "Queen to Queen's level three."

SPOCK: I'm sorry, Jim. It's a shop. I can tell from the pixels.

 

[Praetor Baldric]

SPOCK: The 47th "participant," doctor.

McCOY: Not necessary, Spock. The Captain's Viagra overdose seems to be under control for the time being.

KIRK: Bones, give me another hit!

McCOY: Not a chance, Jim. It's too risky!

KIRK: But, "Romulan" is on my "to do" list...along with the Horta and Spock's mom.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Romulan Commander: "You wanted to see me, Doctor?"
McCoy: "Yes. The Captain is infected with Tularian Venereal Syphilitis. Now, I'm not prying into anyone's personal business; I'm just letting you know just in case it's something you should be concerned about."
Spock: "You also wanted to see me, Doctor?"
McCoy: "Yes. Same message."

 

[Triskelion]

McCoy: I've got the sample if you've got the dress.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: What? It's medicinal!

 

[YJAGG]

Quite Spock this the best part! He should of won an Emmy!

 

[YJAGG]

Kirk: Funny Bones Real Funny

 

[Triskelion]

Uhura: It's your agent. You didn't get the part.
Scotty: But I was borrrrrrrrn to play Marrrrria!
Uhura: Sorry. Best she can do is Jet number twelve.
Scotty: <snap dances> When yourrrr a Borgas fratting Jet yourrrrr a Borgas fratting Jet....

Talking Head: Next on Subcommander Ku'Per 360°, Federation deadbeat dads exposed.

Kirk: Damn this DVR!

Spock: That's racist.
Kirk: Oh here we go.

Spock: From where to mouth? Fascinating....

 

[YJAGG]

Kirk: I changed my mind get McCoy

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Is there a species you haven't tried to have sex with?

 

[Triskelion]

It's Starfleet. They want us to bring back more green tang, whatever that means.

Tell them message received, lass.

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest is up!