DS9 Caption Contest 75; Bribery

[Ln X]

Ugh life got in the way of these contests and I felt pretty awful in these last few weeks, so awful I even went off Star Trek. But things are picking up now, so I can finally get on with these contests. Sorry for the delays and curse photobucket for its bandwidth limits!

But enough of that!

Looking through what you guys captioned took my breath away! Some really raw stuff and LOL moments, so good work! You certainly brought a smile to my face!



Our winners from last contest are;

Dax: I'd rather kiss a targ!
Quark: That can be arranged.

O'Brien: Odo, what the hell is all this?
Odo: Eh...this is how Changellings...um...expel themselves.
Bashir: [looks around] You mean we're walking through your--
Odo: Yes Doctor. Be careful, Kira will be somewhere among it.

Odo: Now that's a set of getaway sticks.
Quark: Nice stems, doll.
Worf: I'm a warrior, dammit!

O'Brien: No you wench, I'm using enough lube. You need to breathe and relax. You're tighter than a Jeffrey's Tube.

Sisko: "You all know why you're here."
Kira: "Is this matter really so serious to warrant calling us all together?"
Bashir: "What is this, an Inquisition?"
Odo: "Not now, Doctor."
Sisko: "Never did I think I would see the day when I would be ashamed by the conduct of my officers."
(pause)
Sisko: "ONE OF YOU STOLE MY COOKIES!!"

The special award...

Odo: "Gentlemen, you're under arrest".

O'Brien: "What the hell for?"

Odo: "Under station law, making swirls in the Fog of Laas constitutes physical assault".

Congratulations to the winners!

Here are the next batch of pictures waiting to be captioned, and keep up with the great jokes and laughs!

 

[Finn]

I cannot see your pictures

 

[Ln X]

I cannot see your pictures

That's strange, everything is okay on my end. I'll get onto it.

 

[Captain Kathryn]

Yeah they aren't showing for me either. If you want me to host again, let me know.

 

[Captain Kathryn]

Nevermind I see them now haha.

 

[Ln X]

I've uploaded the pictures via ImageShack, that should do it hopefully!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SISKO: Do you actually ever do any tailoring?

GARAK: Nope, I can't even sew.

SISKO: Thought as much.

SISKO: Someday we'll have the technology to link a hand held to a desktop.

 

[R. Star]

Quark: So I have to fight the huge snarling Klingon to the death.... no problem.... why am I doing it?
Grilka: Because if you do.... I might return for another episode... and who knows what might happen?
Quark: You mean I'm not getting any THIS episode?!! Argh! Rom, you're stepping in for me!

Kira(on com): Captain... Gul Dukat's hailing us again... he's quite upset. He's threatening to declare war if you don't respond.
Sisko: I told you! I'm busy!
Kira(on com): Yes, sir.
Sisko: (muttering) This Angry Birds level is impossible!

Ross: Challenge accepted.
Bashir: Excellent, I'll replicator the ancient quarter.
Creetak: A game called Quarters? This should be fascinating to watch.

O'brien: Why the sudden urge to start a weekly poker game?
Worf: I'm hoping it will stop Jadzia from playing tongo with the Ferengi.
O'brien: Actually, she invited him to tomorrow's game.
Worf: -growl-

Garak: No Captain, I'm afraid I don't have any "gangsta clothes."

 

[Nerys Myk]

ROSS: Here's mud in your eye.

BASHIR: Down the hatch!

CREETAK: I hope its not poison!

ROSS: Huh?

CREETAK: What? It's a popular Romulan toast!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

The initiation rite for Section 31 was brutal. New recruits must drink shots of the stuff that Admiral Ross uses to clean his combs.

 

[Finn]

O'Brien: Only if we had this back on the Enterprise. Deanna's cleavage would have been spectacular from up here

Worf: Indeed. Real and spectacular

 

[T'Girl]

Grilka:
"Have you ever made love with a Klingon woman before?"
Quark:
"No, is it different?"
Grilka:
"Let me put it this way, there will be seven planets left in the Earth system, after I destroy Uranus."

 

[R. Star]

^


Ouch! Poor Quark.

 

[Third Nacelle]

GARAK: So this girlfriend in Canada you're sending lingerie to, you say she's about the same size as.... you?

 

[Triskelion]

Thanks for the wins, Ln X! Woo hoo!

Ross: Come here often?
Bashir: They're faaaaaaaaake!
Ross: <Walks off>

 

[shivkala]

Quark: Where the hell is an energy whip when you need one?

Even in the 24th Century people still sit right in front of their desktop and play on their tablets.

Bashir: Ah, Admiral Ross, come to see if Romulan Ale will cure you of the stick up your ass?

Ross: Typical, Doctor. One sip and suddenly you're filled with liquid courage.

O'Brien: I bet you can't hock a loogie and land it on Quark there.

Worf: Challenge accepted!

Sisko: Garak, there's something that's bothered me about you over the years...

Garak: Is this about my past again? Captain, I assure you, I'm just a humble tailor, everything else you've heard, well I can't be responsible for people's imaginations running away with them...

Sisko: Yes, but that's just it. Who the Hell would decide, after seeing your fashion sense, that they wanted you to design an outfit for them?

 

[Ln X]

A new contest will be up tomorrow!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Grilka: I know you're just about to fight a duel to the death. So I'll just remind you at the last minute: I faked every orgasm.

 

[Ln X]

The next caption contest is now up!