You're not. My father-in-law owns a trailer park. This would be just another day in the life at his park. Not even sure that lacteolus decessus would even make the news in that place.
Woman Accused Of Using Her Breasts to Kill
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Yeah, it does read like something out of the Honey Boo Boo Handbook.
Is this an instance where it'd be a good thing to be killed on the rack?
I wasn't remotely claiming it would be a pretty site. Just that, without some idea of what she looked like, this whole thing is hard to imagine. I gather she's a larger woman. She's also a bit older. But it's still such a bizarre story that it's difficult to grasp.
Surely you chest!
I wonder if the police called in a lactation consultant.
This could inspire a new hit detective series on cable.
This could inspire a new hit detective series on cable.
You just say that because you are as unfunny as a Trek "comedy" episode.
You just say that because you are as unfunny as a Trek "comedy" episode.
I'm rather partial to Profit and Lace.
As for me not being funny, looks aren't everything.
I'm not.
But then, Lorena Bobbitt didn't live in a trailer park. Weird shit happens everywhere.
Just out of curiosity, where does crazy shit like this happen in Europe (on a stereotypical basis that is)?
Everywhere! 
Everywhere!
Meaning there is no type of housing situation or socioeconomic class that has a monopoly on crazy, stupid shit happening to them.
Just look at Robert A Durst.
If I said that I knew a guy whose first wife disappeared while seeking divorce, who was convicted of hacking up his neighbor and disposing of the body, and who spends time mumbling to himself and dressing like a woman, you probably wouldn't suspect the guy is a multimillionaire member of a real estate tycoon's family in Manhattan.
There are crazy people all over the place.
Everywhere!
Meaning there is no type of housing situation or socioeconomic class that has a monopoly on crazy, stupid shit happening to them.
Plattenbausiedlungen? (and yes, that is a real German word
)
I actually met the attorney who defended her.
She also apparently runs a hair salon in Alexandria, VA these days. I'm not sure I want to be near her when she's holding scissors, but to each his own.
No manscaping, that's for sure.
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