stalkin' my peeps - Welcome New Members thread!

[Captrek]

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No big danger, then: as sharks need saltwater, putting them in a pond would be their death sentence.

Bull sharks can live in fresh water. They will find you and kill you regardless of what water you live in.

I learn things every day from TrekBBS. (Okay, not really, but it seems like the thing to say.)

Wikipedia mentions two types of freshwater sharks: bull sharks and river sharks. I find the bull shark particularly cool because it’s a cannibal.

 

[CorporalClegg]

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I may be a shark, but I'm a cuddly shark!

 

[Captrek]

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They can even get you on land!

 

[cooleddie74]

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Card Sharks are the worst.

They even inspire mediocre 1980's game shows.

 

[6079SmithW]

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They can even get you on land!

There was that movie "Creature" where the military created a human-shark hybrid that could walk on land. Stay vigilant.

 

[trekkiedane]

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They can even get you on land!

And in the air.

 

[Captrek]

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They can even get you on land!

And in the air.

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I16_8l0yS-g[/yt]

 

[trekkiedane]

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^Nah, that's, like, TOTALLY faked... It's probably one of these sharks:

[YT]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx7TEC_dYi8[/YT]​

 

[cooleddie74]

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Yes, yes, people but what about the sharks with frickin' laser beams on their frickin' heads?

 

[trekkiedane]

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^They will fail against the flying zombie laser sharks...

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

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I just ate some shark yesterday. Battered, with chips. So. I win.

 

[cooleddie74]

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You Australians with your exotic man-eating and hopping foods.

 

[trekkiedane]

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^Probably barbecued too!

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

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It's called flake here, I think it is gummy shark. The cheapest fish in the fish and chip shop.

 

[cooleddie74]

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I'v never had shark. I've had octopus, but not shark.

 

[Captrek]

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I'v never had shark. I've had octopus, but not shark.

I had a shark once. She was pretty freaky.

Voice of experience: Don’t ask for a BJ.

 

[cooleddie74]

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Kinky.

She must have been all teeth.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

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Shark is very sweet. Kids who don't like fish usually love shark.

I've had tons of octopus in asian food, the baby ones. Never found them very interesting.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

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Hello yourself, OP. Welcome to the board. What you've just experienced over the last three pages is, I'm sorry to say, relatively normal for here, if slightly more obsessed with cartilaginous fish and less with personal drama, gun debates and ponies .

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

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Next flame war we should have while riding ponies and firing debatable weapons at each other. And it should be all about how to ask a girl out.

I claim Rarity as my pony!!

Just ask her fuckers, coffee shops FTW!!!