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Stories you would have told in season seven

She's gonna rock their collective.

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You know she's already a hundred times cooler than the other goth girls because she has those little spikes on her forehead. She'll probably labret each one of them.
 
I'm sure that will be her teen years when everyone is just another designation.

She's ageing twice as fast as a human. Puberty hits at year 6 or 7. Her "teen years" are completely going to be the woman's mid life crisis era before she's dead of natural causes by 35.
 
God made the klingons.

by God, maybe i mean billions of years of evolution?

Naomi's parents were never supposed to do it.

She is the result of 9 minutes of half arsed commitment sex.

9 minutes vs Nine billion years?

One of these life forms is elegant and the other is a freakish quilt of badly interslotted chromosomes yelling at each other in different languages.
 
Spock lives longer than humans but perhaps not as long as Vulcans. If that is the case he is fail as far as the Vulcans are concerned but a huge success as far as the humans go. So it may depend on the lifespan of Ktarians.

It certainly hasn't disadvantaged her brain any.
 
Vanessa branch was a 28 year old human actress playing Naomi in Shattered.

Adult Naomi in Shattered was from 2394.

Naomi was born in 2372, so Naomi the character was 22 in shattered played by a 28 year old actress... Oh gods, this requires a differential equation to work out, rate of fucking change...

But yes the evidence would seem to lay credence to your wild guess.

If she only grew at double time till she was 5 or 6 years old, that would explain why they cast Vanessa in the role.
 
I have a theory.

The reason 8472's dna is so dense is not because of their hostile fluidic environment, but because like most any known universe there did used to be billions of different sentient lifeforms, but they all got along really well and started interbreeding, and they kept interbreeding for millions of years until every one in that universe was exactly the same... They assimilate sexually. I mean seriously, your kids turns out to be 9/10s weirdly alien, what are you going to do? Maroon them on a jungle moon and never talk about them again?

COUGH!

The next logical two parter, would be a mixer, where Voyagers crew and a host of 8472 get drunk at a dance and pair off into dark corners of the ship.
 
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