VOY Caption This 89; Get er Done

[Akiraprise]

Thanks to everyone who participated in the last Caption Contest! I'm kind of a sucker for Neelix jokes so the winner of the old Golden Neelix goes to:

Torres: Wow…
Paris: Um…
Alien: So, what do you think of it? Do you like it?
Torres: It’s fine.
Paris: Really good resolution…
Alien: Yes! You can see every detail of Neelix’s bathroom.
Paris: I really wish it couldn’t.
Torres: How does he walk around with that thing??

Congrats!

Here's the next picture for captioning goodness:

 

[Nerys Myk]

SEVEN: Hey, my breasts are down here!!

 

[Triskelion]

Icheb: Can I get the artisan pizza with half-pepperoni?
Seven: Custom orders are futile.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Janeway: "From now on, we'll call Seven, Scratcheb..."

 

[Timewalker]

Icheb: How did I offend you so much that you would make me wear Wesley Crusher's hand-me-down sweaters?

 

[Akiraprise]

Seven: Icheb for the last time, you cannot borrow my Borg regenerative catsuits no matter how ugly the sweaters are Neelix knits you!
Janeway: Icheb, is that a phaser in your pants?
Icheb: ***exits sickbay at ludicrous speed***

 

[BirdInJetstream]

Seven: "Arrghhhh... that stare... I can feel the first signs of a hell of a headache."
Icheb: *stares
Janeway: "I thought that was my prerogative..."

 

[Triskelion]

Seven: I'm sure the Captain is too busy to become your second "Mom."

Janeway: I'll be Daddy.

 

[chrinFinity]

Icheb: MY CONSOLE!
Seven: No. It belongs to me.
Janeway: Excuse me, but this is my console.

 

[T'Girl]

Icheb: Betty
(Janeway turns her head.)

Seven: Veronica
(Janeway turns her head.)

Icheb: Betty
(Janeway turns her head.)

Seven: Veronica
(Janeway turns her head.)

Janeway: Frankly, my neck is getting tied.

 

[R. Star]

Seven & Icheb simultaneously: Paper!
Janeway: You two take this game too seriously.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Icheb: I'm sorry, Seven, but I'm doing my Academy thesis on old Earth history and I'm not leaving here until you tell me: who put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp ba bomp?

 

[Schistocerca]

And by day 37 they were down to the last three in the "Touch the Console" competition. And as everyone had predicted it all came down to the two Borg and the Mad B*tch!

 

[ThankQ]

Janeway: Name something people wear over their eyes...
Seven: *SLAP* Metal eyebrows.
Janeway: Metal eyebrows... SURVEY SAYS:

 

[Triskelion]

Icheb: Why do all our computers have to weigh a hundred kilos?!
Seven: If you do not cease these futile interrogatives I cannot guarantee your security nor place on this ship.
Janeway: Hipster punk.

 

[Velocity]

Janeway: Still no winner in the thumb wrestling contest?
Icheb: To the death, Seven!
Seven: Resistance is fut-
Janeway: Yeah we know. Hurry up, you two! The loser has to trim Neelix's toenails and they've grown another 5 inches while you've been stalling.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SEVEN: That hurt!!!!!

ICHEB: Sorry, I thought there was a spider on your hand.

 

[LeadHead]

Janeway: Seven, please stop hogging the console, we want to keep track of election results.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Icheb: Paper beats nanoprobes. I win.

Seven: No, nanoprobes assimilate paper. I win.

Icheb: Paper wraps nanoprobes!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Icheb: Paper beats nanoprobes. I win.

Seven: No, nanoprobes assimilate paper. I win.

Icheb: Paper wraps nanoprobes!

JANEWAY: I miss Lizard Spock.