Movie Caption Contest #221: Insurrection; The Fountain of Something...

[LeadHead]

Happy Saturday night to everyone! Sorry about the delay on this one, I got the weeks mixed up.

First up to the plate, we have the "Just get outta there already!" Award, going to:

Beverly: "She's suffering from extreme radiation poisoning. I'm going to treat all of you right under the leaking engine that caused it."

Next, we have the "No nose goes!" Award, going to:

Picard: "One of you will have to stay here and hold off the Borg horde. I'll let you decide between yourselves who that will be."

Next, we have the "What does God need with a TNG Movie?" Award, going to:

Frakes: I was kidding! I'm not handing the director's chair over to Shatner.

Our Photoshop Award goes to:

Just what is the future?
The things we've done and said.
Let's just push the button.
We'd be better off dead!

And I hate you!
and I berate you!
and I can't wait to get to you...

The sins of all the fathers,
being dumped on us – the sons
The only choice we're given is:
How many megatons?

So I eschew you!
And I say "SCREW YOU"!
And I hope you're blue too!

We're all bloody worthless,
Just greedy human scum,
The numbers all add up
to a negative sum...

And I hate you!
And I hate you!
And I hate you...too!

The next time Picard called the Defiant a "tough little ship", Worf brought the entire security detail in a planned... insurrection.

Congratulations to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated!

And now, we move forward, to the film mentioned in the Title of the thread and coincidentally, the "Properly Blended" Award!

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Re: Movie Caption Contest #221: Insurrection; The Fountain of Somethin

Picard: What do you mean, we're lost?

Worf: I told you to stop for directions...

Data: According to my tricorder, the audience has become bored by these villagers.

Worst Camping Trip Ever.

 

[Finn]

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Picard: Wolverine, we are approaching Magneto's headquarters. You and Storm better get prepared and...

Worf: Excuse me?

 

[Isis]

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Picard: "Merde. We should have made a left turn at Albuquerque."

Picard: "Mr. Data, you know the rule about texting on duty. Now you tell Mr. Crusher he'll have to wait for your critique of Bachelor Pad."

For Halloween, the Enterprise crew went as Mt. Rushmore, but their portrayal was not well received.

 

[Kirby]

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Data: Scans? No sir, this is Doodle Jump.

Data: Query, why do females always use the restroom together, even when outdoors? And shouldn't you spread out a little bit?

 

[shivkala]

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Picard: Hold on Worf! I think I can get us out of this movie and into Shakespeare in Love. I think we'll have a good chance at an Oscar if we make it there!

Data: The scanner is detecting another plot hole sir!

No one could tell if Data was just really good at Hide and Seek or if Crusher and Troi were just really bad at it.

 

[Mr Silver]

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Data: Lifeforrrrrms, you precious little life-
Picard: For $%$£ sake Data!!

Troi: Oh no! he's falling!
Data: Correct me if I'm wrong counsellor, but is he not being rapidly pursued by another man wearing thruster boots?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

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Picard: "Data, what is that?"
Data: "It is an early twenty-first century A.I. interface called 'Siri.' It tries to be helpful, but it has the comprehension and language skills of a Pakled."

 

[Balrog]

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Picard: "I think if we try to negotiate with the Son'a..."

Worf: "Captain Sisko never 'negotiates'..."

Data: "Though they seem primative, the Ba'ku are technologically advanced in every way conceivable, Captain... except for 'free texting'."

Crusher: "The rock formations on this planet provide ample cover against Son'a transporter beaming."

Data: "And have you noticed how your boobs have firmed..."

Troi: "YES, DATA! Thanks. We got it."

 

[T'Girl]

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Data: According to my tricorder, the audience has become bored by these villagers.

Picard: How bored?

Data: They are requesting a reappearance of the cast from "Code of Honour."

Picard: That bad huh?

 

[Nerys Myk]

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CRUSHER: It's no use Data, we can't hide from this plot!!!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

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Crusher: "I don't think they're coming back."
Troi: "'Let us borrow your pants! We only need them for a few minutes!' God, what fools we are!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

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PICARD: Yes, Yes. If we see this "John Milner", we'll let him know you're looking for him.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

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Worf: "Captain, the plot!"

Picard: "I won't let it get away this time! Initiate evasive maneuver Shatner Theta Five!"

Worf: "Aye sir, maneuvering away from the plot."

Picard: "D'oh."

Picard: "Data, less 'Angry Birds', more 'explain the damn plot'."

Ba'ku Villager: "Camelot!"

Deanna: "Camelot!"

Beverly: "Camelot!"

Data: "It's only a model."

 

[Nerys Myk]

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PICARD (os): Here they come Mister Data, concentrate your fire on the left....Damn it where are you Data!!!!!!???

DATA: Here sir, behind the rocks ...and the women.

 

[R. Star]

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Worf: I left a glorious war for this crap? I swear this is the last time I'm coming back to the Enterprise!

Picard: Have you found it yet?
Data: No sir, a highly localized field of suckage is blocking my scans.

Data: It appears this envrioment is firming up more than just your boobs.
Troi: Stop staring at our asses Data!

 

[inflatabledalek]

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Worf: So, you and Doctor Crusher still "Just good friends".

Picard: Yeah, I looked at you and thought "Who wants a dead wife" and decided to let it be.

Worf: You bitch.

Data: It's strange Sir, it seems the audience actually wants horrible things to happen to the aliens entirely made up of smug white upper class people.

Troi: I think I just became a virgin again.

 

[Vassa]

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Red Lights on! Camera tilted! Faces grimacing! Let's Make A Movie!!

Picard: You got us into this damn mess! You're damn well going to get us out of it!

 

[Nerys Myk]

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PICARD: What do you mean there's no "What Would James Kirk Do" app!???

 

[Isis]

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Picard: "Mr. Data, your being 'fully functional' is no excuse. No sexting on away missions."