Movie Caption Contest #220: First Contact; Their past, our future.

Riker: "Either of you know what happened to those urine samples I left here?"

 

Just what is the future?
The things we've done and said.
Let's just push the button.
We'd be better off dead!

And I hate you!
and I berate you!
and I can't wait to get to you...

The sins of all the fathers,
being dumped on us – the sons
The only choice we're given is:
How many megatons?

So I eschew you!
And I say "SCREW YOU"!
And I hope you're blue too!

We're all bloody worthless,
Just greedy human scum,
The numbers all add up
to a negative sum...

And I hate you!
And I hate you!
And I hate you...too!

 

And, once again, Riker took 1st Place in the pepper throwing contest...

 

Troi: Ugh!
Cochrane: This is crap!
Riker: Come on guys, the contest LeadHead moonshine's only been fermenting for two weeks! Give it some more time!

 

Riker: Sorry, the gagh I had for lunch isn't sitting so well.

 

Crusher: It's an antidote for peroxide poisoning.

 

Picard: "One of you will have to stay here and hold off the Borg horde. I'll let you decide between yourselves who that will be."

 

Crusher: According to the historical databanks, this woman is Dr. Roxanne Turner a physician at the St. Eligius hospital in Boston... In the year 1986.
Picard: ...

 

New contest later today!

 

Data: Doctor, may I suggest rolling up your jacket sleeve and then apply said hypospray?


Data: Sir I have a question about the mission.
Picard: Yes Mr Data?
Data: Well I am worried about the plasma coolant tanks, the material is virtually made of this flexible glass, which buckles under the slightest pressure -- so it's pretty easy to break -- so why are we using such unsafe systems in the first place? Next even if we get into main engineering, the Borg will lock it all down and so once we shoot the plasma coolant tanks anything organic is doomed. Are these just rational concerns or what?

Riker: I screw men too!
Troi: I'm gonna puke!

 

The new contest has begun!