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All about T'Pol

Here is a pic of T'Pol after Daniels informed her of DAYoung's post.

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The hairpiece and green shirt look good on you Dan but I think you misunderstood what the lady was sayin.....

Do you mean me? If so, I'm only known as 'Dan' in the dojo.

Perhaps she was saying 'GO IN!', which only confirms my hypothesis. (I'm just being a scientist, of course. Which T'Pol'd recommend.)
 
Pop quiz. You're locked in a room with T'pol, she's covered in sweat, running around in in her underwear, and trying to mate with you. What do you do?
 
Pop quiz. You're locked in a room with T'pol, she's covered in sweat, running around in in her underwear, and trying to mate with you. What do you do?

What I would want to do: ask her to wait a moment, while I ask Hoshi to join us.

Want I probably would do: insist that I'd be taking advantage of her, and try to restrain myself (and her, if possible).
 
Pop quiz. You're locked in a room with T'pol, she's covered in sweat, running around in in her underwear, and trying to mate with you. What do you do?
What I would want to do: ask her to wait a moment, while I ask Hoshi to join us.
Hey, you can't do that! That's what I would do! :klingon:

(I'd actually probably do what you'd probably do, too. :ouch:)

It's OK. You and I are in parallel universes. We can each do the same thing.
 
In my universe Hoshi artfully pushes you out the door when you think she's about to embrace you, locks it, and she and T'Pol have their way with each other. No, there are no windows.
 
In my universe Hoshi artfully pushes you out the door when you think she's about to embrace you, locks it, and she and T'Pol have their way with each other. No, there are no windows.

Wait. Are you suggesting that lesbians have sex...like...for each other? Like...as full subjects, and not as objects?

WHAT KIND OF UNIVERSE IS THIS.

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Want I probably would do: insist that I'd be taking advantage of her, and try to restrain myself (and her, if possible).


I would do the same thing...until my revolve broke, and with a beauty like that begging me to mate with her, you can be assured my resolve will break.
 
In my universe Hoshi artfully pushes you out the door when you think she's about to embrace you, locks it, and she and T'Pol have their way with each other. No, there are no windows.

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81Jg6L16Mzs[/yt]
 
Pop quiz. You're locked in a room with T'pol, she's covered in sweat, running around in in her underwear, and trying to mate with you. What do you do?
Honestly? Between her Vulcan strength and temporary insanity, I'd be terrified that, no matter how enthusiastically I might attempt to acquiesce, she wouldn't be at all satisfied, and then become angry.:shrug:
 
Pop quiz. You're locked in a room with T'pol, she's covered in sweat, running around in in her underwear, and trying to mate with you. What do you do?


1. Get my cameras. For evidence.

2. As Picard would say: "Engage!!"




Crazy girls can be the most fun.
You don't acquiesce. You attack.


On a related note:
Since Vulcan blood is copper-based. Does T'Pol taste like pennies?
 
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